Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
General
Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
Don Cleophas was now curious to learn who was the cavalier in
silver-grey habiliments, whom he beheld conversing with the hardy
moralist. "He," said the Cripple, "is a Catalonian, an officer of the
Spanish guard, and of course a younger son; but he is a youth whose
tongue is pointed as the sword he wears. To give you an example of his
wit, I will tell you of a repartee that he made yesterday to a lady
whom he met in high society. But to enable you to enjoy its pungency,
I must inform you that he has a brother, Don Andrea de Prada, who was
some years since, an officer, like himself, in the same corps.
"It happened one day that a farmer of the king's revenues came to this
Don Andrea, and said to him: 'Signor de Prada, I bear the same name as
you, but our families are different. I am aware that you belong to one
of the noblest houses in Catalonia, but at the same time that you are
not rich. Now, I am of a poor family, and have lots of wealth. Can we
not find a means, therefore, to communicate to each other that which we
mutually want? Have you your titles of nobility?' 'Certainly!' replied
Don Andrea. 'That being the case,' continued the other, 'if you will
confide the documents to my hands, I will place them in those of an
ingenious genealogist, who will set to work upon them, and will make
us relations in spite of our ancestors. On my part, as in duty bound,
I will make my kinsman a present of thirty thousand pistoles: is it a
bargain?' Don Andrea, dazzled by the proposition, accepted it at once,
gave the parchments to the farmer, and with the money he received
purchased an estate in his native province, where he now resides at his
ease.
"His younger brother, who gained nothing by the transaction, was dining
yesterday at a house where the conversation turned by chance on the
Signor de Prada, farmer of the king's revenues. On this, the lady of
whom I spoke, turning to the young officer, asked if the wealthy signor
were not related to him. 'No,' replied he, 'I have not that honour; but
I believe he is a relation of my brother's.'"
The Student laughed, as well he might, at this family distinction,
which appeared to him rather novel. But perceiving at the moment a
little man following a courtier, he cried out: "Bah! but yon homunculus
will lose nothing for the want of reverence to the signor whom he
shadows. He has some precious favour to intreat, beyond all doubt." "I
shall not occupy your time in vain," replied the Devil, "in telling
you the object of the obsequiousness you observe. The little man is an
honest citizen, who is proprietor of a country house in the suburbs of
Madrid, near which are some mineral springs of fashionable celebrity.
He has lent this house, rent free, for three months to this signor,
that the latter may drink the waters: he is at this moment very humbly
beseeching his noble tenant to serve him on a pressing opportunity
which offers; and the signor is very politely declining to do so.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account