Lecture to be delivered at ten o’clock to Honours men, on point of ancient custom: very interesting: Time of Roman Dinner, whether at 2.30 or 2.45. Have got copious notes on the subject somewhere: must read them up before lecture, as it never looks well to be in difficulties with your own MS.--looks as if you hadn’t the subject at your fingers’ ends. Notes can’t be found. Know I saw them on my table three weeks ago, and table can’t have been dusted since then. Oh, here they are: illegible. Wonder what I meant by all these abbreviations. Never mind: can leave that part out. Five minutes past ten. Lecture-room pretty full: two or three scholars, with air of superior intelligence: remainder commoners, in attitudes more or less expressive of distracted attention. One man from another college, looking rather _de trop_. Had two out-college men last time: different men, too: disappointing. Begin my dissertation and try to make abstruse subject attractive: ’learning put lightly, like powder in jam.’ Wish that scholar No. 1 wouldn’t check my remarks by reference to the authority from whom my notes are copied. Why do they teach men German? Second scholar has last number of the ’Classical Review’ open before him. Why? Appears afterwards that the ’Review’ contains final and satisfying _reductio ad absurdum_ of my theory. Man from another college asks if he may go away. Certainly, if he wishes. Explains that he thought this was Mr. ----’s Theology lecture. Seems to have taken twenty minutes to find out his mistake. Wish that two of the commoners could learn to take notes intelligently, and not take down nothing except the unimportant points. Hope they won’t reproduce them next week in the schools. Ten fifty-five: peroration. Interrupted by entrance of lecturer for next hour. Begs pardon: sorry to have interrupted: doesn’t go, however. Peroration spoilt. Lecture over: general sense of relief. Go out with the audience, and overhear one of them tell his friend that, after all, it wasn’t so bad as last time. Mem., not to go out with audience in future.