Aspects of Modern Oxford, by a Mere DonGodley, A. D. (Alfred Denis)
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Aspects of Modern Oxford, by a Mere Don
Godley, A. D. (Alfred Denis)
University of Oxford
Lunch in Common Room: cold, clammy, and generally unappetising. Guest
who is apparently an old member of the college greets me and says he
supposes I’ve forgotten him. ’Not at all: remember you quite well: glad
to meet you again.’ Haven’t the faintest idea what his name is:
awkward. Appears in course of conversation to be ex-undergraduate whom
I knew very well and did not like. Evidently regards me as a venerable
fossil: he himself has grown bald and fat and looks fifty, more or less:
suppose I must be about seventy or eighty. Vice-Principal wants to know
if I will play fives at two: yes, if he likes. No, by the way, can’t;
have got to go and vote in Convocation. Don’t know what it is about, but
promised to go: can’t think why. Time to go.
In the Convocation House. Very few people there, nobody at all
interested. Borrow Gazette and study list of agenda. Question on which
I promised to vote comes on late, all sorts of uninteresting matters to
be settled first: mostly small money grants for scientific purposes:
pleasant way of wasting three-quarters of an hour. My question here at
last: prepare to die in last ditch in defence of original form of
statute. Member of Hebdomadal Council makes inaudible speech,
apparently on the subject. No one else has anything to say: Council’s
proposal, whatever it is, carried _nem. con_. No voting: might as well
have played fives after all: next time shall.
Time for walk round the Parks: rain and mud. Worst of the Parks is, you
always meet people of houses where you ought to have called and haven’t.
Free fight under Rugby rules going on between University and somewhere
else. Watch it: don’t understand game: try to feel patriotic:
can’t...... Meeting at four to oppose introduction of Hawaiian as an
optional language in Responsions. Not select: imprudent for a caucus to
transact business by inviting its opponents: people of all sorts of
opinions present. Head of House makes highly respectable speech,
explaining that while qualified support of reform is conceivable and
even under possible circumstances advisable, premature action is rarely
consistent with mature deliberation. Nobody seems to have anything
definite to suggest: most people move amendments. Safe to vote against
all of them: difficult to know how you are voting, however: wording of
amendments so confusing. All of them negatived: substantive motion
proposed: lost as well. Question referred to a Committee: ought to have
been done at first. Hour and a half wasted. Remember that I have cut
my five-o’clock pupil for second time running. Am offered afternoon
tea: thirsty, but must be off: man at half-past five. On the way back
meet resident sportsman in the High. Has been out with hounds and had
best twenty-five minutes of the season, in the afternoon, three miles
off. Might have been there myself if it hadn’t been for Convocation:
hang Convocation! Never mind; satisfaction of a good conscience: shall
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