The porter was now shaking the red-hot stove with a cast-iron crank the
size and shape of a burglar's jimmy, the ashes falling on a square of
zinc protecting the uncarpeted floor. Steve recognized the noise, and
looking down over the hand-rail called out, pointing to the poster:
"How far's this shebang?"
"'Bout a block."
"That settles it," said Steve to himself in the only contented tone of
voice he had used since he entered the hotel. "I'll take this in." And
continuing on downstairs, he dropped into a chair, completing the circle
around the dispenser of comfort.
The business of the hotel went on. Trains arrived and were met by the
lumbering stage, the passengers landing in the snow on the
sidewalk--some for supper, one or two for rooms.
Supper was announced by a tight-laced blonde in white muslin, all hips
and shoulders, throwing open the dining-room and mounting guard at the
entrance, her face illumined by that knock-a-chip-off-my-shoulder
expression common to her class.
Instantly, and with a simultaneous scraping of chair legs, the segments
of the circle around the stove flung themselves into the narrow
passageway.
Soon the racks were spotted with hats, their owners being drawn up in
fours around the several tables--Steve one of them--the waiter-ladies
serving with a sweetness of smile and elegance of manner found nowhere
outside of a royal court, accompanied by a dignity of pose made all the
more distinguished by a certain inward scoop of the back and
instantaneous outward bulge below the waist line seen only in wax
figures flanking a cloak counter.
Steve had a steak, liver and bacon, apple pie, a cup of coffee, and a
toothpick--all in ten minutes. Then he resumed his place by the stove,
lit a cigar, and kept his eye on the clock.
Three hours later Steve was again in his chair by the stove. He had been
to the show and had sat through two hours of the performance. If his
expression had savored of vinegar over the loss of his sample trunks, it
was now double-proof vitriol!
"Thought you was goin' to the show," grunted the porter between his
jerks at the handle; he was again at the stove, the thermometer marking
zero outside.
"Been. Regular frost; buncoed out of fifty cents! That show is the
limit! A couple of skinny-legged girls doing a clog stunt; a bag of
bones in a low-necked dress playing Mrs. Langtry; and a wall-eyed clown
that looked like a grave-digger. Rotten--worst I ever saw!"
"Full house?"
"Full of empties. 'Bout fifty people, I guess, counting deadheads--and
ME."
Steve accentuated this last word as if his fifty cents had been the only
real income of the house.
The outer door now opened, letting in a section of the north pole and a
cough.
Steve twisted around in his chair and recognized Jerry Gobo, the clown.
His grease paint was gone, but his haggard features and the graveyard
hack settled his identity.
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