He had altered but little. His legs were perhaps more bowed, the checks
of his trousers a trifle larger, and the part in his iron-gray hair less
regular than in the old days, but the general effect was the same--the
same flashy waistcoat, the same long gold watch-chain baited with
charms, the same shiny, bell-crown silk hat, and the same shade of green
kid gloves--same pair, I think. Nor had his manner changed--that
cringing, deferential, attentive manner which is so flattering at first
to the unsuspecting and inexperienced, and so positive and top-lofty
when his final accounts are submitted--particularly if they are
disputed. The voice, too, had lost none of its soft, purring quality--a
church-whisper-voice with the drone of the organ in it.
And yet withal Joseph is not a bad fellow. Once he knows the size of
your pocket-book he willingly adapts his expenditures to its contents.
Ofttimes, it is true, there is nothing left but the pocket-book, but
then some couriers would take that. When he is in doubt as to the
amount, he tries experiments. I have learned since that the lay-out for
the bride and groom that night in Milan was only one of his
experiments--the proprietor being co-conspirator. The coach belonged to
the hotel; the game supper was moved up from the restaurant, and the
flowers had been left over from a dinner the night before. Had they all
done duty, Joseph's commissions would have been that much larger. As it
was, he collected his percentage only on the coach and the two men on
the box and the flunkeys at the head of the stairs. These had been
_used_. The other preparations were only looked at.
Then again, Joseph not only speaks seven languages, but he speaks them
well--for Joseph--so much so that a stranger is never sure of his
nationality.
"Are you French, Joseph?" I once asked him.
"No."
"Dutch?"
"No."
"What, then?"
"I am a Jew gentleman from Germany."
He lied, of course. He's a Levantine from Constantinople, with Greek,
Armenian, Hindu, and perhaps some Turkish blood in his veins. This
combination insures him good temper, capacity, and imagination--not a
bad mixture for a courier. Besides, he is reasonably honest--not
punctiliously so--not as to francs, perhaps, but certainly as to
fifty-pound notes--that is, he was while he served me. Of course, I
never had a fifty-pound note--not all at once--but if I had had I don't
think he would have absorbed it--not if I had signed it on the back for
identification and had kept it in a money-belt around my waist and close
to my skin.
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