CHAPTER PAGE I OLE SKJARSEN'S FIRST TOUCHDOWN 1 II INITIATING OLE 28 III WHEN GREEK MEETS GROUCH 50 IV A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN 78 V COLLEGES WHILE YOU WAIT 105 VI THE GREEK DOUBLE CROSS 135 VII TAKING PACE FROM FATHER TIME 169 VIII FRAPPÉD FOOTBALL 196 IX CUPID--THAT OLD COLLEGE CHUM 223 X VOTES FROM WOMEN 253 XI SIC TRANSIT GLORIA ALL-AMERICA 284 ILLUSTRATIONS Twenty-five yards with four Muggledorfer men hanging on his legs _Frontispiece_ PAGE "Aye ent care to stop," he said. "Aye kent suit you, Master Bost" 20 He pulled himself together and touched Ole gently 26 There wasn't a college anywhere around us that didn't have Ole's hoofmarks all over its pride 33 Martha caused some mild sensation 63 My, but that girl was a wonder! 74 "Har's das spy!" he yelled. "Kill him, fallers; he ban a spy!" 120 We spent another five minutes hoisting him aboard a prehistoric plug 125 He may have been fat, but how he could run! 132 Naturally I was somewhat dazzled 147 He was so bashful that his voice blushed when he used it 151 With our colors on and four particularly wicked-looking chair legs in our hands 167 Our peculiar style of pushing a football right through the thorax of the whole middle west 205 "If you don't like that beanbag, eat it" 220 He invited Miss Spencer to go street-car riding with him 246 You can always spot these family friends 252 It was a blow between the eyes 264 "How are all the other good old chaps?" she said 270 Why, they even made us cut chapel to go walking with them 280 AT GOOD OLD SIWASH CHAPTER I OLE SKJARSEN'S FIRST TOUCHDOWN Am I going to the game Saturday? Am I? Me? Am I going to eat some more food this year? Am I going to draw my pay this month? Am I going to do any more breathing after I get this lungful used up? All foolish questions, pal. Very silly conversation. Pshaw!