The first thing I remember which called my attention to Mary's firm
manner of doing business was one day when I was writing letters in the
Angel's study. We had only moved in the day before, and the ink on the
lease was hardly dry, when I heard a great noise in the kitchen as of
moving chairs on a bare floor and Mary's voice raised in fluent
denunciation. I flew to the scene and saw a strange man standing on
the table with his hands on the electric light metre over the door,
while Mary had one hand on his left ankle, and the other on his
coat-tails. Her very spectacles were bristling with anger.
"Come down out of that, young feller!" she was crying, jerking both
coat-tails and ankle of the unhappy man.
"Leggo my leg!" he retorted.
"_I'll_ pull your leg for you," cried Mary, "old woman that I am, more
than any of your young jades, if you don't drop that metre. Come down,
I say!"
"What is the trouble, Mary?" I asked.
"Missis! The impidence of that brat! He's come to shut off the
electric light without a word of warning, and you going to have company
this blessed night for dinner."
"Here are my orders," said the man, sullenly. "I'd show them to you if
you'd leggo my coat-tails," he added, furiously.
"I'll pull them off before I let go," said Mary, grimly. "A pretty way
for the New York Electric Light Company to do business _I_ say! If you
want a five-dollar deposit from the Missis why didn't you write and
give notice like a Christian? Do you suppose we are thieves? Are we
going to loot the house of the electric bulbs, and go and live in
splendour on the guilty sales of them?"
"Let me cut it off according to orders, and I'll go to the office and
explain, and come back and turn it on for you!" pleaded the man.
But Mary's grasp on leg and coat was firm.
"Not on yer life," she said, derisively. "You'll come back this day
week or next month at your own good pleasure, and Mr. Jardine will be
doing the explaining and the running to the office. Make up your mind
that the thing is going to be settled _my_ way, or you'll stay here
till you do. _I'm_ in no hurry."
"Make her leggo of me," he said to me.
Mary gave me a look, and I obediently turned my back. The man slammed
the little door of the metre, and Mary let go of him. He climbed down.
"I can turn it off in the basement just as well," he said, with a grin.
I was about to interfere and offer a cheque, but Mary was too quick for
me. She took him by the arm, with a "Come, Missis," and marched him
before her, with me meekly following, to the telephone in the Angel's
study.
"Now, then, young feller, call up the office!" she commanded. The man
obeyed. Indeed few would have dared to resist.
"Now get away and let the Missis talk to your boss. Tell him what we
think of such doings, Missis."
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