Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
No apology for writing this book. An imperative duty under present
conditions. Description of my parents and their personal
appearances. Description of Mon Repos, Angela Gardens. Long anxiety
prior to my birth. Intense joy when at last this takes place. My
father’s decision as to my Xtian name. Early selection of my first
godfather.
IT is customary, I have noticed, in publishing an autobiography to
preface it with some sort of apology. But there are times, and surely
the present is one of them, when to do so is manifestly unnecessary. In
an age when every standard of decent conduct has either been torn down
or is threatened with destruction; when every newspaper is daily
reporting scenes of violence, divorce, and arson; when quite young girls
smoke cigarettes and even, I am assured, sometimes cigars; when mature
women, the mothers of unhappy children, enter the sea in one-piece
bathing-costumes; and when married men, the heads of households, prefer
the flicker of the cinematograph to the Athanasian Creed—then it is
obviously a task, not to be justifiably avoided, to place some higher
example before the world.
For some time—I am now forty-seven—I had been feeling this with
increasing urgency. And when not only my wife and her four sisters, but
the vicar of my parish, the Reverend Simeon Whey, approached me with the
same suggestion, I felt that delay would amount to sin. That sin, by
many persons, is now lightly regarded, I am, of course, only too well
aware. That its very existence is denied by others is a fact equally
familiar to me. But I am not one of them. On every ground I am an
unflinching opponent of sin. I have continually rebuked it in others. I
have strictly refrained from it in myself. And for that reason alone I
have deemed it incumbent upon me to issue this volume.
A glance at the frontispiece will show me as I appeared at the age of
twenty-one. But I propose in the first instance to deal with my earliest
surroundings and the influence exerted upon me by my father. Believing
as I do that every man (and to a lesser extent every woman) is almost
entirely the product of his or her personal endeavours, I cannot
pretend, of course, to attach much importance to merely paternal
influence. Nevertheless in the lives of each one of us it undoubtedly
plays a certain part. And although my father had numerous faults, as I
afterwards discovered and was able to point out to him, he yet brought
to bear on me the full force of a frequently noble character.
That such was his duty I do not of course deny. But duty well done is
rare enough to deserve a tribute. And in days such as these, when
fatherhood is so lightly regarded, and is so frequently, indeed,
accidental, too much attention can surely not be given to so opposite an
instance.
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