Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
Little as I shared, however, though I could not fail to perceive, the
cardiac exaltation of these five females, I have always looked back to
that first visit with a very considerable degree of pleasure, and not
the less so because of the preliminary service that I was able to render
their brother Ezekiel. Indeed it was this that led to an invitation to
share the evening meal at the Stools’ house, a substantial residence
with a large garden, about five minutes’ walk from Camberwell Green.
A November dusk, some eighteen months or so after my entrance into
commercial life, I had forgotten that it was the anniversary of the
attempt of Guy Fawkes to destroy the Upper Chamber of our Legislature,
and my thoughts were engaged upon other matters as I began to walk home
from the omnibus stopping-place. I had hardly walked a hundred yards,
however, when my attention was suddenly attracted to a somewhat
vociferous group of boys, in the midst of whom, to my surprise and
anxiety, I saw my friend Ezekiel Stool. For a moment I was at a loss
both as how to proceed and the possible reason for the conclave. But a
moment later I discovered that the position was no less disturbing than
grotesque. Doubtless intoxicated with the memories of the day, these
ignorant and turbulent youths had apparently discerned in my friend
Ezekiel a resemblance to the conspirator of 1605. Nay, they had gone
further. They had professed to perceive in him an actual reincarnation
of the original miscreant, and this in spite of the fact that Ezekiel
had repeatedly explained to them that he had no knowledge of
pyrotechnics.
“Believe me,” he had said, “I am neither the man you mention, nor do I
resemble any authentic portrait of him. Nor have I placed explosives
under anybody’s chamber either in London or the Provinces.”
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