Aunt Jo's scrap-bag, Volume 4 : $b My girls, etc.Alcott, Louisa May
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Aunt Jo's scrap-bag, Volume 4 : $b My girls, etc.
Alcott, Louisa May
Children's stories
"Good gracious! so are we; and I'm sure I can't tell you any thing more
than the name and number I have already given. You'd better ask the
first policeman we meet," cried I, with the foreboding fear heavier
than before.
"All right, mum," and down went the little door, and off rattled the
cab.
My irrepressible sister burst out laughing at the absurdity of our
position.
"Don't laugh, M, for mercy's sake! It's no joke to be wandering about
this great city at eleven o'clock at night in a thick fog, with a tipsy
driver," I croaked, with a warning pinch.
"He isn't tipsy, only stupid, as we are, not to have engaged a carriage
to come for us."
"He is tipsy; I smelt gin in his breath, and he is half asleep up
there, I've no doubt, for we have passed one, if not two policemen, I'm
sure."
"Nonsense! you wouldn't know your own father in this mist. Let Jarvey
alone and he will bring us safely home."
"We shall see," I answered, grimly, as a splash of mud lit upon my
nose, and the cab gave a perilous lurch in cutting round a sharp corner.
Did any one ever find a policeman when he was wanted? I never did,
though they are as thick as blackberries when they are not needed.
On and on we went, but not a felt helmet appeared, and never did
escaping fugitive look more eagerly for the North Star than I did for a
gleaming badge on a blue coat.
"There's a station! I shall stop and ask, for I'm not going slamming
and splashing about any longer. Hi there, driver!" and I poked up the
door with a vigor that would have startled the soundest sleeper.
"Ay, ay, mum," came the wheezy whisper, more wheezy than ever.
"Stop at this station-house and hail some one. We _must_ get home, and
you _must_ ask the way."
"All right, mum," came back the hollow mockery conveyed in those
exasperating words.
We did stop, and a star did appear, when I, with all the dignity I
could muster, stated the case and asked for aid.
"Pleeseman X," gave it civilly; but I greatly fear he did not believe
that the muddy-faced woman with a croaky voice, and the blonde damsel
with curls, long earrings and light gloves, were really respectable
members of the glorious American Republic.
I felt this and I could not blame him; so, thanking him with a bow
which would have done credit to the noblest of my Hancock and Quincy
ancestors, we went on again.
Alas, alas, it was all go on and no stop; for although our driver had
responded briskly, "Ay, ay, sir," to the policeman's inquiry, "You know
your way now, don't you?" he evidently did not know it, and the white
horse went steadily up and down the long, wet streets, like a phantom
steed in a horrid dream.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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