“Theer's a kind of a mildness o' natur' in a crab-apple,” said Sennacherib, “as sets my teeth on edge.” “Come, come, lads, harmony!” said Fuller. He laid hold of his great waistcoat with the palms of both hands and agitated it gently. “It beats me,” he said, “to think of his layin' by the music in that way, and for sich a cause.” “Well,” said Sennacherib, “I'll tell thee why he laid by the music. I wonder at Gold settlin' up to git over men like me with a stoory so onlikely.” “What was it, then?” asked Isaiah, bestowing a wink on Fuller. “It was a wench as did it,” said Sennacherib. “He was allays a man as took his time to think about a thing. If he'd been a farmer he'd ha' turned the odds about and about wi' regards to gettin' his seed into the ground till somebody 'ud ha' told him it 'ud be Christmas-day next Monday. He behaved i' that way wi' regards to matrimony. He put off thinkin' on it till he was nigh on forty--six-an'-thirty he was at the lowest. Even when he seemed to ha' made up what mind he'd got he'd goo and fiddle to the wench instead o' courtin' her like a Christian, or sometimes the wench 'ud mek a visit to his mother, and then he'd fiddle to her at hum. He made eyes at her for all the parish to see, and the young woman waited most tynacious. But when her had been fiddled at for three or four 'ear, her begun to see as her was under no sort o' peril o' losin' her maiden name with Ezra. So her walked theer an' then--made up her mind an' walked at once--went into some foreign part of the country to see if her couldn't find somebody theer as'd fancy a nice-lookin' wench, and tek less time to find out what he'd took a likin' for.” “Was that it?” asked Isaiah, with the manner of a man who finds an explanation for an old puzzle. “That 'ud be Rachel Blythe.” “A quick eye our 'Saiah's got,” said Sennacherib. “He can see a hole through a ladder when somebody's polished his glasses. Rachel Blythe was the wench's name. Her was a little slip of a creator', no higher than a well-grown gell o' twelve, but pretty in a sort o' way.” “Why, Jabez, lad,” cried Isaiah, “thee lookest like a stuck pig. What's the matter?” The host's eyes were rounded with astonishment, and he was staring from one of his guests to the other with an air of fatuous wonder. “Why,” said he, with an emphasis of astonishment which seemed not altogether in keeping with so simple a discovery, “this here Rachel Blythe was my first wife's second cousin. Our Fanny Jane used to be talkin' about her constant. Her had offers by the baker's dozen, so it seemed, but her could never be brought to marry. Fanny Jane was a woman as was gi'en a good deal up to sentiment, and her was used to say the gell's heart was fixed on somebody at Heydon Hay. It 'ud seem to come in wi' the probability of things as they might have had a sort of a shortness betwixt 'em, and parted.”