Auriol; or, The Elixir of LifeAinsworth, William Harrison
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Auriol; or, The Elixir of Life
Ainsworth, William Harrison
Detective and mystery stories; Gothic fiction; Horror tales; Paranormal fiction
"But there's dog-fanciers in France, ain't there?" asked the Sandman.
"Lor' bless 'ee, yes," replied Ginger; "there's as many fanciers i'
France as here. Vy, ve drives a smartish trade wi' them through them
foreign steamers. There's scarcely a steamer as leaves the port o'
London but takes out a cargo o' dogs. Ve sells 'em to the stewards,
stokers, and sailors--cheap--and no questins asked. They goes to Ostend,
Antverp, Rotterdam, Hamburg, and sometimes to Havre. There's a Mounseer
Coqquilu as comes over to buy dogs, and ve takes 'em to him at a house
near Billinsgit market."
"Then you're alvays sure o' a ready market somehow," observed the
Sandman.
"Sartin," replied Ginger, "cos the law's so kind to us. Vy, bless you, a
perliceman can't detain us, even if he knows ve've a stolen dog in our
persession, and ve svears it's our own; and yet he'd stop you in a
minnit if he seed you with a suspicious-lookin' bundle under your arm.
Now, jist to show you the difference atwixt the two perfessions:--I
steals a dog--walue, maybe, fifty pound, or p'raps more. Even if I'm
catched i' the fact I may get fined twenty pound, or have six months'
imprisonment; vile, if you steals an old fogle, walue three fardens,
you'll get seven years abroad, to a dead certainty."
"That seems hard on us," observed the Sandman reflectively.
"It's the _law_!" exclaimed Ginger triumphantly. "Now, ve generally
escapes by payin' the fine, 'cos our pals goes and steals more dogs to
raise the money. Ve alvays stands by each other. There's a reg'lar
horganisation among us; so ve can alvays bring vitnesses to svear vot ve
likes, and ve so puzzles the beaks, that the case gets dismissed, and
the constable says, 'Vich party shall I give the dog to, your vorship?'
Upon vich, the beak replies, a-shakin' of his vise noddle, 'Give it to
the person in whose persession it was found. I have nuffin' more to do
vith it.' In course the dog is delivered up to us."
"The law seems made for dog-fanciers," remarked the Tinker.
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