World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, American
At the end of the ten days we were relieved and hiked back veteran
troops, as we thought, to the training area. Our medical department,
not the department with the troops, but our higher medical department,
which dealt with papers rather than facts, sent at this time a
letter which I would give a lot to have now simply as a humorous
document. It was headed "General Order ----." It had at the top as
subject--"Pediculi." Pediculi is the polite medical name for lice. We
were instructed in the body that immediately on leaving the trenches all
men were to be inspected completely by the medical officer before they
were allowed to go to their billets. This involved the inspection by the
medical officer of some one thousand men. It furthermore necessitated
the inspection of these one thousand men between two and five in the
morning, in the dark. The order went on to say that where pediculi were
present all clothes were to be confiscated, finishing with the brief and
bland statement that thereupon new clothes were to be furnished
throughout. This to us, who had not had new clothes since we reached
France, to whom every garment was a valuable possession that could not
be replaced! However, we have no doubt that the medical officer felt
that he had done something splendid, and what is more, his paper record
was perfect in that, although what he demanded was impossible, he had
put it on paper, and, therefore, someone else was to blame for not
carrying it out.
Our first Christmas in France was spent in the usual little French
village. The men had raised a fund to be used for the purpose of giving
a Christmas tree to the refugee children living in the vicinity, as well
as the native children. It was the first Christmas tree that the village
had seen and excitement was intense. The festivities were held in a mess
shack, and to them came nearly the entire population, though I gave
instructions to be sure that the children were taken care of before the
"grown-ups." The enlisted men ran the festivities themselves.
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