Along with several million other readers, Average Jones followed the
Linder “bomb outrage” through the scandalized head-lines of the local
press. The perpetrator, declared the excited journals, had been
skilful. No clue was left. The explosion had taken care of that. The
police (with the characteristic stupidity of a corps of former
truck-drivers and bartenders, decorated with brass buttons and shields
and without further qualification dubbed “detectives”) vacillated from
theory to theory. Their putty-and-pasteboard fantasies did not long
survive the Honorable William Linder’s return to consciousness and
coherence. An “inside job,” they had said. The door was locked and
bolted, Mr. Linder declared, and there was no possible place for an
intruder to conceal himself. Clock-work, then.
“How would any human being guess what time to set it for,” demanded the
politician in disgust, “when I never know, myself, where I’m going to
be at any given hour of any given day?”
“Then that Dutch horn-player threw the bomb,” propounded the head of
the “Detective Bureau” ponderously.
“Of course; tossed it right up, three stories, and kept playing his
infernal trombone with the other hand all the time. You ought to be
carrying a hod!”
Nevertheless, the police hung tenaciously to the theory that the
musician was involved, chiefly because they had nothing else to hang
to. The explosion had been very localized, the room not generally
wrecked; but the chair which seemed to be the center of disturbance,
and from which the Honorable William Linder had risen just in time to
save his life, was blown to pieces, and a portion of the floor beneath
it was much shattered. The force of the explosion had been from above
the floor downward; not up through the flooring. As to murderously
inclined foes, Mr. Linder disclaimed knowledge of any. The notion that
the trombonist had given a signal he derided as an “Old Sleuth
pipe-dream.”
As time went on and “clues” came to nothing, the police had no greater
concern than quietly to forget, according to custom, a problem beyond
their limited powers. With the release of the German musician, who was
found to be simple-minded to the verge of half-wittedness, public
interest waned, and the case faded out of current print.
Average Jones, who was much occupied with a pair of blackmailers
operating through faked photographs, about that time, had almost
forgotten the Linder case, when, one day, a month after the explosion,
Waldemar dropped in at the Astor Court offices. He found a changed
Jones; much thinner and “finer” than when, eight weeks before, he had
embarked on his new career, at the newspaper owner’s instance. The
young man’s color was less pronounced, and his eyes, though alert and
eager, showed rings under them.
“You have found the work interesting, I take it,” remarked the visitor.
“Ra—ather,” drawled Average Jones appreciatively.
“That was a good initial effort, running down the opium pill mail-order
enterprise.”
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