Mrs. Babbitt reproved, “Rone, I should think you could see and realize
that when your father’s all worn out with orating, it’s no time to
expect him to explain these complicated subjects. I’m sure when he’s
rested he’ll be glad to explain it to you. Now let’s all be quiet and
give Papa a chance to get ready for his next speech. Just think! Right
now they’re gathering in Maccabee Temple, and _waiting_ for us!”
III
Mr. Lucas Prout and Sound Business defeated Mr. Seneca Doane and Class
Rule, and Zenith was again saved. Babbitt was offered several minor
appointments to distribute among poor relations, but he preferred
advance information about the extension of paved highways, and this a
grateful administration gave to him. Also, he was one of only nineteen
speakers at the dinner with which the Chamber of Commerce celebrated the
victory of righteousness.
His reputation for oratory established, at the dinner of the Zenith Real
Estate Board he made the Annual Address. The _Advocate-Times_ reported
this speech with unusual fullness:
“One of the livest banquets that has recently been pulled off occurred
last night in the annual Get-Together Fest of the Zenith Real Estate
Board, held in the Venetian Ball Room of the O’Hearn House. Mine host
Gil O’Hearn had as usual done himself proud and those assembled feasted
on such an assemblage of plates as could be rivaled nowhere west of New
York, if there, and washed down the plenteous feed with the cup which
inspired but did not inebriate in the shape of cider from the farm of
Chandler Mott, president of the board and who acted as witty and
efficient chairman.
“As Mr. Mott was suffering from slight infection and sore throat, G. F.
Babbitt made the principal talk. Besides outlining the progress of
Torrensing real estate titles, Mr. Babbitt spoke in part as follows:
“‘In rising to address you, with my impromptu speech carefully tucked
into my vest pocket, I am reminded of the story of the two Irishmen,
Mike and Pat, who were riding on the Pullman. Both of them, I forgot to
say, were sailors in the Navy. It seems Mike had the lower berth and by
and by he heard a terrible racket from the upper, and when he yelled up
to find out what the trouble was, Pat answered, “Shure an’ bedad an’ how
can I ever get a night’s sleep at all, at all? I been trying to get into
this darned little hammock ever since eight bells!”
“‘Now, gentlemen, standing up here before you, I feel a good deal like
Pat, and maybe after I’ve spieled along for a while, I may feel so darn
small that I’ll be able to crawl into a Pullman hammock with no trouble
at all, at all!
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