“‘Gentlemen, it strikes me that each year at this annual occasion when
friend and foe get together and lay down the battle-ax and let the waves
of good-fellowship waft them up the flowery slopes of amity, it behooves
us, standing together eye to eye and shoulder to shoulder as
fellow-citizens of the best city in the world, to consider where we are
both as regards ourselves and the common weal.
“‘It is true that even with our 361,000, or practically 362,000,
population, there are, by the last census, almost a score of larger
cities in the United States. But, gentlemen, if by the next census we do
not stand at least tenth, then I’ll be the first to request any knocker
to remove my shirt and to eat the same, with the compliments of G. F.
Babbitt, Esquire! It may be true that New York, Chicago, and
Philadelphia will continue to keep ahead of us in size. But aside from
these three cities, which are notoriously so overgrown that no decent
white man, nobody who loves his wife and kiddies and God’s good
out-o’-doors and likes to shake the hand of his neighbor in greeting,
would want to live in them--and let me tell you right here and now, I
wouldn’t trade a high-class Zenith acreage development for the whole
length and breadth of Broadway or State Street!--aside from these three,
it’s evident to any one with a head for facts that Zenith is the finest
example of American life and prosperity to be found anywhere.
“‘I don’t mean to say we’re perfect. We’ve got a lot to do in the way of
extending the paving of motor boulevards, for, believe me, it’s the
fellow with four to ten thousand a year, say, and an automobile and a
nice little family in a bungalow on the edge of town, that makes the
wheels of progress go round!
“‘That’s the type of fellow that’s ruling America to-day; in fact, it’s
the ideal type to which the entire world must tend, if there’s to be a
decent, well-balanced, Christian, go-ahead future for this little old
planet! Once in a while I just naturally sit back and size up this Solid
American Citizen, with a whale of a lot of satisfaction.
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