With a certain awe Babbitt and Chum Frink called on Eathorne for a
meeting of the Sunday School Advisory Committee; with uneasy stillness
they followed a uniformed maid through catacombs of reception-rooms to
the library. It was as unmistakably the library of a solid old banker as
Eathorne’s side-whiskers were the side-whiskers of a solid old banker.
The books were most of them Standard Sets, with the correct and
traditional touch of dim blue, dim gold, and glossy calf-skin. The fire
was exactly correct and traditional; a small, quiet, steady fire,
reflected by polished fire-irons. The oak desk was dark and old and
altogether perfect; the chairs were gently supercilious.
Eathorne’s inquiries as to the healths of Mrs. Babbitt, Miss Babbitt,
and the Other Children were softly paternal, but Babbitt had nothing
with which to answer him. It was indecent to think of using the “How’s
tricks, ole socks?” which gratified Vergil Gunch and Frink and Howard
Littlefield--men who till now had seemed successful and urbane. Babbitt
and Frink sat politely, and politely did Eathorne observe, opening his
thin lips just wide enough to dismiss the words, “Gentlemen, before we
begin our conference--you may have felt the cold in coming here--so good
of you to save an old man the journey--shall we perhaps have a whisky
toddy?”
So well trained was Babbitt in all the conversation that befits a Good
Fellow that he almost disgraced himself with “Rather than make trouble,
and always providin’ there ain’t any enforcement officers hiding in the
waste-basket--” The words died choking in his throat. He bowed in
flustered obedience. So did Chum Frink.
Eathorne rang for the maid.
The modern and luxurious Babbitt had never seen any one ring for a
servant in a private house, except during meals. Himself, in hotels, had
rung for bell-boys, but in the house you didn’t hurt Matilda’s
feelings; you went out in the hall and shouted for her. Nor had he,
since prohibition, known any one to be casual about drinking. It was
extraordinary merely to sip his toddy and not cry, “Oh, maaaaan, this
hits me right where I live!” And always, with the ecstasy of youth
meeting greatness, he marveled, “That little fuzzy-face there, why, he
could make me or break me! If he told my banker to call my loans--!
Gosh! That quarter-sized squirt! And looking like he hadn’t got a single
bit of hustle to him! I wonder-- Do we Boosters throw too many fits about
pep?”
From this thought he shuddered away, and listened devoutly to Eathorne’s
ideas on the advancement of the Sunday School, which were very clear and
very bad.
Diffidently Babbitt outlined his own suggestions:
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