Babbitt had a good deal of honest pride in being the neighbor of such a
savant, and in Ted’s intimacy with Eunice Littlefield. At sixteen Eunice
was interested in no statistics save those regarding the ages and
salaries of motion-picture stars, but--as Babbitt definitively put
it--“she was her father’s daughter.”
The difference between a light man like Sam Doppelbrau and a really fine
character like Littlefield was revealed in their appearances. Doppelbrau
was disturbingly young for a man of forty-eight. He wore his derby on
the back of his head, and his red face was wrinkled with meaningless
laughter. But Littlefield was old for a man of forty-two. He was tall,
broad, thick; his gold-rimmed spectacles were engulfed in the folds of
his long face; his hair was a tossed mass of greasy blackness; he puffed
and rumbled as he talked; his Phi Beta Kappa key shone against a spotty
black vest; he smelled of old pipes; he was altogether funereal and
archidiaconal; and to real-estate brokerage and the jobbing of
bathroom-fixtures he added an aroma of sanctity.
This morning he was in front of his house, inspecting the grass parking
between the curb and the broad cement sidewalk. Babbitt stopped his car
and leaned out to shout “Mornin’!” Littlefield lumbered over and stood
with one foot up on the running-board.
“Fine morning,” said Babbitt, lighting--illegally early--his second
cigar of the day.
“Yes, it’s a mighty fine morning,” said Littlefield.
“Spring coming along fast now.”
“Yes, it’s real spring now, all right,” said Littlefield.
“Still cold nights, though. Had to have a couple blankets, on the
sleeping-porch last night.”
“Yes, it wasn’t any too warm last night,” said Littlefield.
“But I don’t anticipate we’ll have any more real cold weather now.”
“No, but still, there was snow at Tiflis, Montana, yesterday,” said the
Scholar, “and you remember the blizzard they had out West three days
ago--thirty inches of snow at Greeley, Colorado--and two years ago we
had a snow-squall right here in Zenith on the twenty-fifth of April.”
“Is that a fact! Say, old man, what do you think about the Republican
candidate? Who’ll they nominate for president? Don’t you think it’s
about time we had a real business administration?”
“In my opinion, what the country needs, first and foremost, is a good,
sound, business-like conduct of its affairs. What we need is--a business
administration!” said Littlefield.
“I’m glad to hear you say that! I certainly am glad to hear you say
that! I didn’t know how you’d feel about it, with all your associations
with colleges and so on, and I’m glad you feel that way. What the
country needs--just at this present juncture--is neither a college
president nor a lot of monkeying with foreign affairs, but a
good--sound--economical--business--administration, that will give us a
chance to have something like a decent turnover.”
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