He plodded into the house, deliberately went to the refrigerator and
rifled it. When Mrs. Babbitt was at home, this was one of the major
household crimes. He stood before the covered laundry tubs, eating a
chicken leg and half a saucer of raspberry jelly, and grumbling over a
clammy cold boiled potato. He was thinking. It was coming to him that
perhaps all life as he knew it and vigorously practised it was futile;
that heaven as portrayed by the Reverend Dr. John Jennison Drew was
neither probable nor very interesting; that he hadn’t much pleasure out
of making money; that it was of doubtful worth to rear children merely
that they might rear children who would rear children. What was it all
about? What did he want?
He blundered into the living-room, lay on the davenport, hands behind
his head.
What did he want? Wealth? Social position? Travel? Servants? Yes, but
only incidentally.
“I give it up,” he sighed.
But he did know that he wanted the presence of Paul Riesling; and from
that he stumbled into the admission that he wanted the fairy girl--in
the flesh. If there had been a woman whom he loved, he would have fled
to her, humbled his forehead on her knees.
He thought of his stenographer, Miss McGoun. He thought of the prettiest
of the manicure girls at the Hotel Thornleigh barber shop. As he fell
asleep on the davenport he felt that he had found something in life, and
that he had made a terrifying, thrilling break with everything that was
decent and normal.
II
He had forgotten, next morning, that he was a conscious rebel, but he
was irritable in the office and at the eleven o’clock drive of telephone
calls and visitors he did something he had often desired and never
dared: he left the office without excuses to those slave-drivers his
employees, and went to the movies. He enjoyed the right to be alone. He
came out with a vicious determination to do what he pleased.
As he approached the Roughnecks’ Table at the club, everybody laughed.
“Well, here’s the millionaire!” said Sidney Finkelstein.
“Yes, I saw him in his Locomobile!” said Professor Pumphrey.
“Gosh, it must be great to be a smart guy like Georgie!” moaned Vergil
Gunch. “He’s probably stolen all of Dorchester. I’d hate to leave a poor
little defenseless piece of property lying around where he could get his
hooks on it!”
They had, Babbitt perceived, “something on him.” Also, they “had their
kidding clothes on.” Ordinarily he would have been delighted at the
honor implied in being chaffed, but he was suddenly touchy. He grunted,
“Yuh, sure; maybe I’ll take you guys on as office boys!” He was
impatient as the jest elaborately rolled on to its dénouement.
“Of course he may have been meeting a girl,” they said, and “No, I think
he was waiting for his old roommate, Sir Jerusalem Doak.”
He exploded, “Oh, spring it, spring it, you boneheads! What’s the great
joke?”
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