“Hurray! George is peeved!” snickered Sidney Finkelstein, while a grin
went round the table. Gunch revealed the shocking truth: He had seen
Babbitt coming out of a motion-picture theater--at noon!
They kept it up. With a hundred variations, a hundred guffaws, they
said that he had gone to the movies during business-hours. He didn’t so
much mind Gunch, but he was annoyed by Sidney Finkelstein, that brisk,
lean, red-headed explainer of jokes. He was bothered, too, by the lump
of ice in his glass of water. It was too large; it spun round and burned
his nose when he tried to drink. He raged that Finkelstein was like that
lump of ice. But he won through; he kept up his banter till they grew
tired of the superlative jest and turned to the great problems of the
day.
He reflected, “What’s the matter with me to-day? Seems like I’ve got an
awful grouch. Only they talk so darn much. But I better steer careful
and keep my mouth shut.”
As they lighted their cigars he mumbled, “Got to get back,” and on a
chorus of “If you _will_ go spending your mornings with lady ushers at
the movies!” he escaped. He heard them giggling. He was embarrassed.
While he was most bombastically agreeing with the coat-man that the
weather was warm, he was conscious that he was longing to run childishly
with his troubles to the comfort of the fairy child.
III
He kept Miss McGoun after he had finished dictating. He searched for a
topic which would warm her office impersonality into friendliness.
“Where you going on your vacation?” he purred.
“I think I’ll go up-state to a farm do you want me to have the Siddons
lease copied this afternoon?”
“Oh, no hurry about it.... I suppose you have a great time when you get
away from us cranks in the office.”
She rose and gathered her pencils. “Oh, nobody’s cranky here I think I
can get it copied after I do the letters.”
She was gone. Babbitt utterly repudiated the view that he had been
trying to discover how approachable was Miss McGoun. “Course! knew there
was nothing doing!” he said.
IV
Eddie Swanson, the motor-car agent who lived across the street from
Babbitt, was giving a Sunday supper. His wife Louetta, young Louetta who
loved jazz in music and in clothes and laughter, was at her wildest. She
cried, “We’ll have a real party!” as she received the guests. Babbitt
had uneasily felt that to many men she might be alluring; now he
admitted that to himself she was overwhelmingly alluring. Mrs. Babbitt
had never quite approved of Louetta; Babbitt was glad that she was not
here this evening.
He insisted on helping Louetta in the kitchen: taking the chicken
croquettes from the warming-oven, the lettuce sandwiches from the
ice-box. He held her hand, once, and she depressingly didn’t notice it.
She caroled, “You’re a good little mother’s-helper, Georgie. Now trot in
with the tray and leave it on the side-table.”
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