“But do you think it was a good stunt? After all, some of these fellows
are so darn cautious and narrow-minded that they’re prejudiced against a
fellow that talks right out in meeting.”
“What do you care? In the long run they’re bound to respect a man who
makes them think, and with your reputation for oratory you--”
“What do you know about my reputation for oratory?”
“Oh, I’m not going to tell you everything I know! But seriously, you
don’t realize what a famous man you are.”
“Well-- Though I haven’t done much orating this fall. Too kind of
bothered by this Paul Riesling business, I guess. But-- Do you know,
you’re the first person that’s really understood what I was getting at,
Tanis-- Listen to me, will you! Fat nerve I’ve got, calling you Tanis!”
“Oh, do! And shall I call you George? Don’t you think it’s awfully nice
when two people have so much--what shall I call it?--so much analysis
that they can discard all these stupid conventions and understand each
other and become acquainted right away, like ships that pass in the
night?”
“I certainly do! I certainly do!”
He was no longer quiescent in his chair; he wandered about the room, he
dropped on the couch beside her. But as he awkwardly stretched his hand
toward her fragile, immaculate fingers, she said brightly, “Do give me a
cigarette. Would you think poor Tanis was dreadfully naughty if she
smoked?”
“Lord, no! I like it!”
He had often and weightily pondered flappers smoking in Zenith
restaurants, but he knew only one woman who smoked--Mrs. Sam Doppelbrau,
his flighty neighbor. He ceremoniously lighted Tanis’s cigarette, looked
for a place to deposit the burnt match, and dropped it into his pocket.
“I’m sure you want a cigar, you poor man!” she crooned.
“Do you mind one?”
“Oh, no! I love the smell of a good cigar; so nice and--so nice and like
a man. You’ll find an ash-tray in my bedroom, on the table beside the
bed, if you don’t mind getting it.”
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