They talked to the secretary of the Zenith Foundry Company about an
interesting artistic project--a cast-iron fence for Linden Lane
Cemetery. They drove on to the Zeeco Motor Company and interviewed the
sales-manager, Noël Ryland, about a discount on a Zeeco car for
Thompson. Babbitt and Ryland were fellow-members of the Boosters’ Club,
and no Booster felt right if he bought anything from another Booster
without receiving a discount. But Henry Thompson growled, “Oh, t’ hell
with ’em! I’m not going to crawl around mooching discounts, not from
nobody.” It was one of the differences between Thompson, the
old-fashioned, lean Yankee, rugged, traditional, stage type of American
business man, and Babbitt, the plump, smooth, efficient,
up-to-the-minute and otherwise perfected modern. Whenever Thompson
twanged, “Put your John Hancock on that line,” Babbitt was as much
amused by the antiquated provincialism as any proper Englishman by any
American. He knew himself to be of a breeding altogether more esthetic
and sensitive than Thompson’s. He was a college graduate, he played
golf, he often smoked cigarettes instead of cigars, and when he went to
Chicago he took a room with a private bath. “The whole thing is,” he
explained to Paul Riesling, “these old codgers lack the subtlety that
you got to have to-day.”
This advance in civilization could be carried too far, Babbitt
perceived. Noël Ryland, sales-manager of the Zeeco, was a frivolous
graduate of Princeton, while Babbitt was a sound and standard ware from
that great department-store, the State University. Ryland wore spats, he
wrote long letters about City Planning and Community Singing, and,
though he was a Booster, he was known to carry in his pocket small
volumes of poetry in a foreign language. All this was going too far.
Henry Thompson was the extreme of insularity, and Noël Ryland the
extreme of frothiness, while between them, supporting the state,
defending the evangelical churches and domestic brightness and sound
business, were Babbitt and his friends.
With this just estimate of himself--and with the promise of a discount
on Thompson’s car--he returned to his office in triumph.
But as he went through the corridor of the Reeves Building he sighed,
“Poor old Paul! I got to-- Oh, damn Noël Ryland! Damn Charley McKelvey!
Just because they make more money than I do, they think they’re so
superior. I wouldn’t be found dead in their stuffy old Union Club!
I-- Somehow, to-day, I don’t feel like going back to work. Oh well--”
II
He answered telephone calls, he read the four o’clock mail, he signed
his morning’s letters, he talked to a tenant about repairs, he fought
with Stanley Graff.
Young Graff, the outside salesman, was always hinting that he deserved
an increase of commission, and to-day he complained, “I think I ought to
get a bonus if I put through the Heiler sale. I’m chasing around and
working on it every single evening, almost.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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