A sensational event was changing from the brown suit to the gray the
contents of his pockets. He was earnest about these objects. They were
of eternal importance, like baseball or the Republican Party. They
included a fountain pen and a silver pencil (always lacking a supply of
new leads) which belonged in the righthand upper vest pocket. Without
them he would have felt naked. On his watch-chain were a gold penknife,
silver cigar-cutter, seven keys (the use of two of which he had
forgotten), and incidentally a good watch. Depending from the chain was
a large, yellowish elk’s-tooth--proclamation of his membership in the
Brotherly and Protective Order of Elks. Most significant of all was his
loose-leaf pocket note-book, that modern and efficient note-book which
contained the addresses of people whom he had forgotten, prudent
memoranda of postal money-orders which had reached their destinations
months ago, stamps which had lost their mucilage, clippings of verses by
T. Cholmondeley Frink and of the newspaper editorials from which Babbitt
got his opinions and his polysyllables, notes to be sure and do things
which he did not intend to do, and one curious inscription--D.S.S.D.M.Y.P.D.F.
But he had no cigarette-case. No one had ever happened to give him one,
so he hadn’t the habit, and people who carried cigarette-cases he
regarded as effeminate.
Last, he stuck in his lapel the Boosters’ Club button. With the
conciseness of great art the button displayed two words:
“Boosters--Pep!” It made Babbitt feel loyal and important. It associated
him with Good Fellows, with men who were nice and human, and important
in business circles. It was his V.C., his Legion of Honor ribbon, his
Phi Beta Kappa key.
With the subtleties of dressing ran other complex worries. “I feel kind
of punk this morning,” he said. “I think I had too much dinner last
evening. You oughtn’t to serve those heavy banana fritters.”
“But you asked me to have some.”
“I know, but-- I tell you, when a fellow gets past forty he has to look
after his digestion. There’s a lot of fellows that don’t take proper
care of themselves. I tell you at forty a man’s a fool or his doctor-- I
mean, his own doctor. Folks don’t give enough attention to this matter
of dieting. Now I think-- Course a man ought to have a good meal after
the day’s work, but it would be a good thing for both of us if we took
lighter lunches.”
“But Georgie, here at home I always do have a light lunch.”
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