Between games, sitting on the davenport, Babbitt spoke to her with the
requisite gallantry, that sonorous Floral Heights gallantry which is
not flirtation but a terrified flight from it:
“You’re looking like a new soda-fountain to-night, Louetta.”
“Am I?”
“Ole Eddie kind of on the rampage.”
“Yes. I get so sick of it.”
“Well, when you get tired of hubby, you can run off with Uncle George.”
“If I ran away-- Oh, well--”
“Anybody ever tell you your hands are awful pretty?”
She looked down at them, she pulled the lace of her sleeves over them,
but otherwise she did not heed him. She was lost in unexpressed
imaginings.
Babbitt was too languid this evening to pursue his duty of being a
captivating (though strictly moral) male. He ambled back to the
bridge-tables. He was not much thrilled when Mrs. Frink, a small
twittering woman, proposed that they “try and do some spiritualism and
table-tipping--you know Chum can make the spirits come--honest, he just
scares me!”
The ladies of the party had not emerged all evening, but now, as the sex
given to things of the spirit while the men warred against base things
material, they took command and cried, “Oh, let’s!” In the dimness the
men were rather solemn and foolish, but the goodwives quivered and
adored as they sat about the table. They laughed, “Now, you be good or
I’ll tell!” when the men took their hands in the circle.
Babbitt tingled with a slight return of interest in life as Louetta
Swanson’s hand closed on his with quiet firmness.
All of them hunched over, intent. They startled as some one drew a
strained breath. In the dusty light from the hall they looked unreal,
they felt disembodied. Mrs. Gunch squeaked, and they jumped with
unnatural jocularity, but at Frink’s hiss they sank into subdued awe.
Suddenly, incredibly, they heard a knocking. They stared at Frink’s
half-revealed hands and found them lying still. They wriggled, and
pretended not to be impressed.
Frink spoke with gravity: “Is some one there?” A thud. “Is one knock to
be the sign for ‘yes’?” A thud. “And two for ‘no’?” A thud.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen, shall we ask the guide to put us into
communication with the spirit of some great one passed over?” Frink
mumbled.
Mrs. Orville Jones begged, “Oh, let’s talk to Dante! We studied him at
the Reading Circle. You know who he was, Orvy.”
“Certainly I know who he was! The Wop poet. Where do you think I was
raised?” from her insulted husband.
“Sure--the fellow that took the Cook’s Tour to Hell. I’ve never waded
through his po’try, but we learned about him in the U.,” said Babbitt.
“Page Mr. Dannnnnty!” intoned Eddie Swanson.
“You ought to get him easy, Mr. Frink, you and he being fellow-poets,”
said Louetta Swanson.
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