They were buying their Maine tackle at Ijams Brothers’, the Sporting
Goods Mart, with the help of Willis Ijams, fellow member of the
Boosters’ Club. Babbitt was completely mad. He trumpeted and danced. He
muttered to Paul, “Say, this is pretty good, eh? To be buying the stuff,
eh? And good old Willis Ijams himself coming down on the floor to wait
on us! Say, if those fellows that are getting their kit for the North
Lakes knew we were going clear up to Maine, they’d have a fit, eh?...
Well, come on, Brother Ijams--Willis, I mean. Here’s your chance! We’re
a couple of easy marks! Whee! Let me at it! I’m going to buy out the
store!”
He gloated on fly-rods and gorgeous rubber hip-boots, on tents with
celluloid windows and folding chairs and ice-boxes. He simple-heartedly
wanted to buy all of them. It was the Paul whom he was always vaguely
protecting who kept him from his drunken desires.
But even Paul lightened when Willis Ijams, a salesman with poetry and
diplomacy, discussed flies. “Now, of course, you boys know,” he said,
“the great scrap is between dry flies and wet flies. Personally, I’m for
dry flies. More sporting.”
“That’s so. Lots more sporting,” fulminated Babbitt, who knew very
little about flies either wet or dry.
“Now if you’ll take my advice, Georgie, you’ll stock up well on these
pale evening dims, and silver sedges, and red ants. Oh, boy, there’s a
fly, that red ant!”
“You bet! That’s what it is--a fly!” rejoiced Babbitt.
“Yes, sir, that red ant,” said Ijams, “is a real honest-to-God _fly_!”
“Oh, I guess ole Mr. Trout won’t come a-hustling when I drop one of
those red ants on the water!” asserted Babbitt, and his thick wrists
made a rapturous motion of casting.
“Yes, and the landlocked salmon will take it, too,” said Ijams, who had
never seen a landlocked salmon.
“Salmon! Trout! Say, Paul, can you see Uncle George with his khaki pants
on haulin’ ’em in, some morning ’bout seven? Whee!”
III
They were on the New York express, incredibly bound for Maine,
incredibly without their families. They were free, in a man’s world, in
the smoking-compartment of the Pullman.
Outside the car window was a glaze of darkness stippled with the gold of
infrequent mysterious lights. Babbitt was immensely conscious, in the
sway and authoritative clatter of the train, of going, of going on.
Leaning toward Paul he grunted, “Gosh, pretty nice to be hiking, eh?”
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