Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
It's nice, too, when there's a whole crowd out together in a wagon-bed
with straw in it. There's something so cozy in straw! And the tin horns
you blow in each other's ear, and the songs you sing: “Jingle bells,
jingle bells, jingle all the way,” and “Waw-unneeta! Waw-unneeta, ay-usk
thy sowl if we shud part,” and “Nearer, my God, to Thee,” and “Johnny
Shmoker,” and that variation of “John Brown's Body,” where every time
you sing over the verse you leave off one more word, and somebody always
forgets, and you laugh fit to kill yourself, and just have a grand time.
And maybe you take a whole lot of canned cove oysters with you, and when
you get out to Makemson's, or wherever it is you're going, Mrs. Makemson
puts the kettle on and makes a stew, cooking the oysters till they are
thoroughly done. And she makes coffee, the kind you can't tell from tea
by the looks, and have to try twice before you can tell by the taste.
Ah! winter brings many joyous sports and pastimes. And you get back home
along about half-past two, and the fire's out, and the folks are in bed,
and you have to be at the store to open up at seven--Laws! I wish it was
so I could go sleigh-riding once more in the long winter evenings,
when the pitcher in the spare bedroom bursts, and makes a noise like a
cannon.
And sliding down hill, I like that.
What? Coasting? Never heard of it. If it's anything like sliding down
hill, it's all right. For a joke you can take a barrel-stave and hold on
to that and slide down. It goes like a scared rabbit, but that isn't
so much the point as that it slews around and spills you into a drift.
Sleds are lower and narrower than they used to be, and they also lack
the artistic adornment of a pink, or a blue, or a black horse, painted
with the same stencil but in different colors, and named “Dexter,” or
“Rarus,” or “Goldsmith Maid.” These are good names, but nobody ever
called his sled by a name. Boggs's hill, back of the lady's house that
taught the infant-class in Sunday-school, was a good hill. It had a
creek at the bottom, and a fine, long ride, eight or ten feet, on the
ice. But Dangler's hill was the boss. It was the one we all made up our
minds we would ride down some day when the snow was just right. We'd
go over there' and look up to the brow of the hill and say: “Gee! But
wouldn't a fellow come down like sixty, though?”
“Betchy!”
We'd look up again, and somebody would say: “Aw, come on. Less go over
to Boggs's hill.”
“Thought you was goin' down Dangler's.”
“Yes, I know, but all the other fellows is over to Boggs's.”
“A-ah, ye're afraid.”
“Ain't either.”
“Y' are teether.”
“I dare you.”
“Oh, well now--”
“I double dare you.”
“All right. I will if you will. You go first.”
“Nah, you go first. The fellow that's dared has got to go first. Ain't
that so, Chuck? Ain't that so, Monkey?”
“I'll go down if you will, on'y you gotta go first.”
“Er--er--Who all 's over at Boggs's hill?”
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