Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His PeopleCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His People
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
McCartwell, of the Sunday, went up and secured from the judge his own
private recipe for mint juleps--a recipe which the judge said had been
in his family for three generations--and he thought possibly longer, it
having been brought over the mountains and through the Gap from Virginia
by a grandsire who didn't bring much of anything else of great value;
and the World, printing this recipe and using it as a starter, conducted
through its correspondents southward a telegraphic symposium of
mint-julep recipes. Private John Allen, of Mississippi; Colonel Bill
Sterritt, of Texas; Marse Henry Watterson and General Simon Bolivar
Buckner, of Kentucky; Senator Bob Taylor, of Tennessee, and others,
contributed. A dispute at once arose in the South concerning the
relative merits oi mint bruised and mint crushed. An old gentleman in
Virginia wrote an indignant letter to the Richmond Times-Dispatch--he
said it should be bruised only--and a personal misunderstanding between
two veteran members oi the Pendennis Club, of Louisville, was with
difficulty averted by bystanders. For the American, Tom Powers drew
a cartoon showing the old judge, with a julep in his hand, marching
through the Prohibition belt of the South, accompanied by a procession
of jubilant Joys, while hordes of disconcerted Glooms fled ahead oi them
across the map.
In short, for the better part of a week Judge Priest was a celebrity,
holding the limelight to the virtual exclusion of grand opera stars,
favorite sons, white hopes, debutantes and contributing editors of
the Outlook Magazine. And on the fourth day the judge, sitting in the
privacy of his chamber and contemplating his sudden prominence, had
an idea--and this idea was the answer to a question he had been asking
himself many times since he left home. He spent half an hour and seventy
cents telephoning to various newspaper offices. When finally he hung
up the receiver and wriggled into his caped overcoat a benevolent smile
illumined his broad, pink face. The smile still lingered there as he
climbed into a cab at the curb and gave the driver a certain Wall Street
address, which was the address ci one J. Hayden Witherbee.
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