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Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
J. Hayden Witherbee, composing the firm of Witherbee & Company,
bankers, had a cozy flytrap or office suite in one of the tallest
and most ornate of the office buildings or spider-webs in the downtown
financial district. This location was but a natural one, seeing that Mr.
J. Hayden Witherbee's interests were widely scattered and diversified,
including as they did the formation and construction--on paper and with
paper--of trolley lines; the floating of various enterprises, which
floated the more easily by reason of the fact that water was their
native element; and the sale of what are known in the West as holes in
the ground and in the East as permanent mining investments. He rode
to and from business in a splendid touring car trained to stop
automatically at at least three cafés on the way up town of an evening;
and he had in his employ a competent staff, including a grayish
gentle-man of a grim and stolid aspect, named Betts.
Being a man of affairs, and many of them, Mr. Witherbee had but small
time for general newspaper reading, save and except only the market
quotations, the baseball scores in season and the notices of new shows
for tired business men, though keeping a weather eye ever out for
stories touching on the pernicious activities of the Federal Grand
Jury, with its indictments and summonses and warrants, and of the United
States Post-Office Department, with its nasty habit of issuing fraud
orders and tying up valuable personal mail. Nevertheless, on a certain
wintry afternoon about two o'clock or half-past two, when his office
boy brought to him a small card, engraved--no, not engraved;
printed--smudgily printed with the name of William Pitman Priest and
the general address of Kentucky, the sight of the card seemed to awaken
within him certain amusing stories which had lately fallen under his
attention in the printed columns; and, since he never overlooked any
bets--even the small ones--he told the boy to show the gentleman in.
The reader, I take it, being already acquainted with the widely varying
conversational characteristics of Judge Priest and Mr. J. Hayden
Witherbee, it would be but a waste of space and time for me to undertake
to describe in detail the manner of their meeting on this occasion.
Suffice it to say that the judge was shown into Mr. J. Hayden
Witherbee's private office; that he introduced himself, shook hands with
Mr. Witherbee, and in response to an invitation took a seat; after which
he complimented Mr. Witherbee upon the luxury and good taste of his
surroundings, and remarked that it was seasonable weather, considering
the Northern climate and the time of the year. And then, being requested
to state the nature of his business, he told Mr. Witherbee he had called
in the hope of interesting him in an industrial property located in the
South. It was at this juncture that Mr. Witherbee pressed a large, dark
cigar upon his visitor.
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