Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His PeopleCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His People
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Yes,” said Mr. Witherbee, “we have been operating somewhat extensively
in the South of late, and we are always on the lookout for desirable
properties of almost any character. Er--where is this particular
property you speak of located and what is its nature?”
When Judge Priest named the town Mr. Witherbee gave a perceptible start,
and when Judge Priest followed up this disclosure by stating that the
property in question was a gasworks plant which he, holding power of
attorney and full authority to act, desired to sell to Mr. Witherbee,
complete with equipment, accounts, franchise and good will, Mr.
Witherbee showed a degree of heat and excitement entirely out of keeping
with the calmness and deliberation of Judge Priest's remarks. He asked
Judge Priest what he--the judge--took him--Witherbee--for anyhow? Judge
Priest, still speaking slowly and choosing his words with care, then
told him--and that only seemed to add to Mr. Witherbee's state of
warmth. However, Judge Priest drawled right on.
“Yes, suh,” he continued placidly, “accordin' to the best of my
knowledge and belief, you are in the business of buyin' and sellin' such
things as gasworks, and so I've come to you to sell you this here one.
You have personal knowledge of the plant, I believe, havin' been on the
ground recently.”
“Say,” demanded Mr. Witherbee with a forced grin--a grin that would have
reminded you of a man drawing a knife--“say, what do you think you're
trying to slip over on me? I did go to your measly little one-horse town
and I spent more than a week there; and I did look over your broken-down
little old gashouse, and I concluded that I didn't want it; and then I
came away. That's the kind of a man I am--when I'm through with a thing
I'm through with it! Huh! What would I do with those gasworks if I
bought 'em?”
“That, suh, is a most pertinent point,” said Judge Priest, “and I'm glad
you brought it up early. In case, after buyin' this property, you do not
seem to care greatly for it, I am empowered to buy it back from you at
a suitable figure. For example, I am willin' to sell it to you for sixty
thousand dollars; and then, providin' you should want to sell it back
to me, I stand prepared to take it off your hands at twenty-six thousand
five hundred. I name those figures, suh, because those are the figures
that were lately employed in connection with the proposition.”
“Blackmail--huh!” sneered Mr. Witherbee. “Cheap blackmail and nothing
else. Well, I took you for a doddering old pappy guy; but you're a
bigger rube even than I thought. Now you get out of here before you get
thrown out--see?”
“Now there you go, son--fixin' to lose your temper already,” counseled
the old judge reprovingly.
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