Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His PeopleCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His People
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Mornin', Judge Priest,” said the sheriff. “This here gentleman wants to
see you a minute about gittin' out an attachment. I taken him first to
the county judge's office, but it seems like Judge Landis went up to
Louisville last night, and the magistrates' offices air closed--both of
them, in fact; and so seein' as this gentleman is in a kind of a hurry,
I taken the liberty of bringin' him round to you.”
Before the judge could open his mouth, he of the dyed mustache was
breaking in.
“Yes, sirree,” he began briskly. “If you're the judge here I want an
attachment. I've got a good claim against Dan Silver, and blame me if I
don't push it. I'll fix him--red-lighting me off my own privilege car!”
He puffed up with rage and injury.
“What appears to be the main trouble?” asked the judge, studying this
belligerent one from under his hatbrim.
“Well, it's simple enough,” explained the man. “Stanton is my
name--here's my card--and I'm the fixer for this show--the legal
adjuster, see? Or, anyhow, I was until last night. And I likewise
am--or was--half partner with Dan Silver in the privilege car and in the
speculative interests of this show--the flat joints and the rackets and
all. You make me now, I guess? Well, last night, coming up here from the
last stand, me and Silver fell out over the split-up, over dividing
the day's profits--you understand, the money is cut up two ways every
night--and I ketched him trying to trim me. I called him down good and
hard then, and blame if he didn't have the nerve to call in that big
boss razor-back of his, named Saginaw, and a couple more rousters, and
red-light me right off my own privilege car! Now what do you know about
that?”
“Only what you tell me,” replied Judge Priest calmly. “Might I ask you
what is the process of red-lightin' a person of your callin' in life?”
“Chucking you off of a train without waiting for the train to stop,
that's what,” expounded the aggrieved Mr. Stanton. “It was pretty soft
for me that I lit on the side of a dirt bank and we wasn't moving very
fast, else I'd a been killed. As 'twas I about ruined a suit of clothes
and scraped most of the meat off of one leg.” He indicated the denuded
limb by raising it stiffly a couple of times and then felt for his comb.
Use of it appeared to have a somewhat soothing effect upon his feelings,
and he continued: “So I limped up to the next station, two of the
longest miles in the world, and caught a freight coming through, and
here I am. And now I want to file against him--the dirty, red-lighting
dog!
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