Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His PeopleCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His People
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Why, he owes me money--plenty of it. Just like I told you, I'm the half
owner of that privilege car, and besides he borrowed money off of me at
the beginning of the season and never offered to pay it back. I've got
his personal notes right here to prove it.” He felt for the documents
and spread them, soiled and thumbed, upon the prescription shelf under
the judge's nose. “He's sure got to settle with me before he gets out of
this town. Don't worry about me--I'll put up cash bond to prove I'm on
the level,” fishing out from his trousers pocket a bundle of bills with
a rubber band on it. “Pretty lucky for me they didn't know I had my
bankroll with me last night!”
“I suppose the attachment may issue,” said the judge preparing to get
up.
“Fine,” said Stanton, with deep gratification in his bearing. “But here,
wait a minute,” he warned. “Don't make no mistake and try to attach
the whole works, because if you do you'll sure fall down on your face,
judge. That's all been provided for. The wagons and horses are all in
Silver's name and the cage animals are all in his wife's name. And so
when a hick constable or somebody comes round with an attachment, Dan
says to him, 'All right,' he says, 'go on and attach, but you can't
touch them animals,' he says; and then friend wife flashes a bill of
sale to show they are hers. The rube says 'What'll I do?' and Silver
says, 'Why, let the animals out and take the wagons; but of course,' he
says, 'you're responsible for the lions and that pair of ferocious
man-eating tigers and the rest of 'em. Go right ahead,' he says, 'and
help yourself,' 'Yes,' his wife says, 'go ahead; but if you let any of
my wild animals get away I'll hold you liable, and also if you let any
of 'em chew up anybody you'll pay the damages and not me,' she says.
'You'll have to be specially careful about Wallace the Ontamable,' she
says; 'he's et up two trainers already this season and crippled
two-three more of the hands.'
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