Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
At ten o’clock in the morning the parson had begun, and from house to
house he had passed during the greater part of the day, talking now with
the women in the yards and kitchens, now with the men in the loom-lofts.
At five o’clock he had passed quickly up the street, and had been seen
to enter his own house almost at a run. That evening he sent for his
verger. He asked him this and that, cried aloud on his God, and went to
his room without preparing his supper--for he had got rid of his
housekeeper and now fended for himself. He came out the next morning
still fasting, and was seen to ascend the Scout, and to disappear in the
direction of the Causeway; and about midday a packman, leaving his
string of horses with lime from Fluett at the top of the Scout, came
down into Wadsworth, and reported that beyond Holdsworth Head he had
heard lamentations, and, stepping aside, had seen a man on his knees in
prayer.
That was on the Friday. On the following Sunday morning, in the
renovated church, the parson made an announcement. Only half a dozen
women and a lad or two heard it, but hardly was the Benediction out of
his mouth, before, with incredible speed, it was all over the village,
and already on its way to Horwick. It was this: That, to make (in
effect) the best of a very bad job, thenceforward all marriage fees
would be remitted, and the clerk’s proper perquisite would be paid out
of the same canvas bag that had already provided the money for the new
floorboards and windows and the rest of the repairs to the fabric of the
church.
Well, the first thought of all that entered folks’ heads was: What did
the parson stand to gain? They screwed up their eyes knowingly; you
couldn’t catch Wadsworth folk napping; as sure as a club, there was
something in it. A few incredulous ones shook their heads. It couldn’t
be right! A crown piece for Pim o’ Cuddy for each wedding? Parsons were
not much readier than other folk to part with crown pieces for nothing,
not they! More would appear by and by. The parson might be deep, but----
And so forth, measuring the parson’s peck out of their own bushel. It
was decided to await events.
But as time went on it did not become much clearer what profit could
accrue to the parson, and the fact remained that, body or soul,
something was offered for nothing. One couple only had taken the parson
at his word, and had had the spurrins read; and when, a little later,
they were safely married, it was in the presence of all Wadsworth, half
Holdsworth, and more than a few from Horwick, assembled as if for a
sign and wonder. The swain was not required to put his hand into his
pocket, and, journeying to Horwick next day, Pim o’ Cuddy passed his new
crown piece round a company gathered in the shop of Cole the clogger.
“It’s a right eniff crown,” Cole remarked, half convinced of the
parson’s disinterestedness, but wholly persuaded of his folly; and John
Raikes, who had dropped in from the fulling-mill, took the coin.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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