Criminals -- Fiction; Identity -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
True, many a human traveler had lived to regret a chance remark to
the effect he could eat a horse, and nobody likes to think of what
happened to people who exclaimed a preference for being damned within
range of obliging natives, but all in all, those were minor liabilities
in the path of the infernal machine of progress. The ETI was working
double-shifts to find human renegades who were teaching the semantic
variations in words of human speech to aliens. On a world where
philosophy and higher math were themselves proscribed because of the
limiting factor of narcotic colloidal reaction, he also had to reckon
with native cops.
He wasn't going to be able to outrun this squadcar. Baker let it
pull alongside and dialed himself regretfully toward the embankment.
Then as the police matched his maneuver, he switched on emergency
power and sideswiped them with an ear-jarring crash. Thrown from the
counterbalance of its gravitic suspension system, the squadcar sailed
off as helplessly as a balloon....
* * * * *
"Ryshid!" Baker yelled on entering his quarters. "Get my smoking
jacket! Isn't dinner prepared yet?"
The turbaned, green-skinned native did what might have been called a
_salaam_ if he had been a Moslem instead of a Hindu. "Everything is in
readiness, _Sahib_."
Baker was sorry he had spoken so shortly, but somehow he always did.
Ryshid understood. Baker was under a terrible strain, not knowing when
the ETI might descend on him. There was also the matter of Malissa, his
wife, whom he missed very much. But as a Hinduphile, a true convert,
Ryshid was of a gentle and forgiving nature.
As Baker settled back in his easy chair, someone started smashing in
the back door.
By the time the police of Lintz reached the living room, Baker was gone.
"Alas," the sergeant-major intoned, "if only the sinner had repented
his purchase of the forbidden book before instead of after he finished
reading it."
* * * * *
As soon as he lifted the curtain of his own modest dwelling in the
native quarter, Ryshid knew there was someone in the darkness, waiting
for him.
"I hope you don't mind, old boy," Baker said. "Didn't know where else
to go to escape being hunted down."
"I am overjoyed to find you well, _Sahib_. How did you escape?"
Baker told him about his escape, but somehow his talk kept coming back
to Malissa, his wife. "I tell you it would take Kathleen Windsor to
describe her. She's--but I'm a bore, Ryshid."
Ryshid drew the gun with a graceful movement. "As you say, _Sahib_. I
have read of our traditional life in India, and as a Hindu I know what
I must do when I find my home has been invaded by a hunted boar."
Ryshid squeezed the trigger.
VIII
"The shot," the chief said to Street, "unfortunately destroyed our
peepbug."
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