French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
“You know I have a great number of books, and my drawing-room contains
about six thousand volumes in three mahogany book-cases. Why, then,
should my unfortunate friend choose the very one likely to do him harm,
and open it at that fatal page? I conferred some twenty minutes longer
with my colleague, and having taken leave of him I returned to the room
where I had left Le Mansel. I found the unfortunate man in the most
fearful condition. He struck a book that lay open before him and, which
I at once recognised as a translation of the _Historia Augusta_. He
recited at the top of his voice this sentence of Lampridius:
“‘On the day of the birth of Alexander Severus, a chicken, belonging
to the father of the newly-born, laid a red egg--augury of the imperial
purple to which the child was destined.’
“His excitement increased to fury. He foamed at the mouth. He cried:
‘The egg, the egg of the day of my birth. I am an Emperor. I know that
you want to kill me. Keep away, you wretch!’ He strode down the room,
then, returning, came towards me with open arms. ‘My friend,’ he said,
‘my old comrade, what do you wish me to bestow on you? An Emperor--an
Emperor.... My father was right.... the red egg. I must be an Emperor!
Scoundrel, why did you hide this book from me? This is a crime of high
treason; it shall be punished! ‘I shall be Emperor! Emperor! Yes, it is
my duty.... Forward.... forward!”
“He was gone. In vain I tried to detain him. He escaped me. You know the
rest. All the newspapers have described how, after leaving me, he bought
a revolver and blew out the brains of the sentry who tried to prevent
his forcing his way into the Elysée.
“And thus it happens that a sentence written by a Latin historian of the
fourth century was the cause, fifteen hundred years after, of the death
in our country of a wretched private soldier. Who will ever disentangle
the web of cause and effect?
“Who can venture to say, as he accomplishes some simple act: ‘I know
what I am doing.’ My dear friend, this is all I have to tell. The rest
is of no interest except in medical statistics. Le Mansel, shut up in
an insane asylum, remained for fifteen days a prey to the most violent
mania. Whereupon he fell into a state of complete imbecility, during
which he became so greedy that he even devoured the wax with which they
polished the floor. Three months later he was suffocated while trying to
swallow a sponge.”
The doctor ceased and lighted a cigarette. After a moment of silence, I
said to him, “You have told me a terrible story, doctor.”
“It is terrible,” he replied, “but it is true. I should be glad of a
little brandy.”
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