Two days later Jarvis, shaved, properly dressed, and apparently sane, appeared on the piazza, where Bambi and the Professor were at lunch. He hesitated on the threshold until they both turned toward him. "Good morning," he ventured. "Good morning, Jarvis," said Bambi gayly. "Morning," tersely, from the head of the house. "Might I ask how long I have been sojourning on the top floor of this house, and how I got there?" "Do you mean to say you don't know?" "Haven't an idea. I have a faint recollection of a big disturbance, and then peace, heavenly peace, with black coffee every once in a while, and big ideas flowing like Niagara." Bambina's eyes shone at him, but her father looked troubled. "You know what the big disturbance was, don't you?" he asked. "It seems to me I wanted paper--that somebody was taking my things away----" "You'd better tell him, Francesca; he doesn't remember, so I don't think it can be legal." Jarvis looked from one to the other. "What's all this? I don't seem to get you." Bambi's laugh bubbled over. "You get me, all right." "For goodness' sake, talk sense." "You came here, three days ago, in a trance, and announced that you had been bounced from the boarding-house, and that you needed paper to blot up the big ideas--the Niagara ideas----" "Did I?" "So I took you in, redeemed your clothes for you----" "It was you who planted me upstairs in that heavenly quiet place, and brought black coffee?" She nodded. "God bless you for it." "I did something else, too." "Did you? What?" "I married you." He looked at her, dazed, and then at the Professor. "What's the joke?" he asked. "There is no joke," said the Professor sternly. "She did it. I tried to stop her, but she never listens to me." "Do you mean, Bambi----" he began. "I mean you told me to go ahead, so I got a license and a minister, and married you." "But where was I when you did it?" "You were there, I thought, but it didn't seem to take. Can't you remember anything at all about it, Jarvis?" "Not a thing. Word of honour! How long have we been married?" "Three days. You couldn't come out of the play, so I dragged you upstairs, fed you at stated periods, and let you alone." He looked at her as if for the first time. "Why, Bambi," he said, "you are a wonderful person." "I have known it all along," she replied, sweetly. "But why, in God's name, did you do it?" "That's what I say," interpolated the Professor. "Oh, it just came to me when I saw you needed looking after----" "Don't you believe it. She intended to do it all along," said her father, grimly. "I tried to dissuade her. I told her you were a dreamer, penniless, and always would be, but she wouldn't listen to my practical talk." "I seem to get a pretty definite idea of your opinion of me, sir. Why didn't you wake me up, so I could prevent this catastrophe?" "I supposed you were awake. I didn't know you worked in a cataleptic fit." "Catastrophe!" echoed Bambina.