Great Britain -- History -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
As she spoke the door was flung open and the corporal rushed angrily
into the room. He was a miserable sight to behold. His head was
saturated with greasy broth which dripped from the ends of his scrubby
hair and beard and trickled down his rubicund countenance; he was
covered from head to foot with flour and dust, and he held his hand
pitiably to his temple where a large bump, the size of an egg, was
rapidly rising, to embellish his appearance.
Behind him marched Phoebe, weaponed with a besom, her face blazing with
anger, her hair dishevelled, and her sleeves rolled up to her shoulders,
showing the brawny arms of this amazon.
At sight of this couple, Barbara fell back into a chair, and laughed
till her eyes filled with tears.
"My poor Sir Knight of the Whipcord," she gasped. "What hath befallen
thee? Ah me, Phoebe, but thou art a very dragon!"
"A very devil," spluttered the corporal.
"Devil in thy teeth, fellow!" cried the enraged waiting-woman.
"Mistress Barbara, what think ye? this fellow hath tramped through every
hole and corner of the house; he hath rent the hangings, broken the
chiny, forced open the closets, and made the place a very desolation.
And then—then he was for trapesing into my kitchen, my kitchen that I
had but just redd up, with his great muddy boots, to poke his nose into
all my places, because, forsooth, he swears I have a man hid among the
pots and pans! A man, indeed! The meddlesome fool! I warrant me ’tis
no man, but the victuals that he is in search of."
"Patience, good Phoebe, patience," laughed Barbara. "As thou sayest
ever, men are but fools and know no better."
"Humph! Mayhap they knew no better, but they know better now, I
warrant. Though it repents me that I wasted the whole of a good basin
of broth and a bag of flour i’ the teaching of it."
Meanwhile Corporal Crutch, having mopped his brow, and beaten off much
of his outer covering of flour, made shift to resume his customary air
of pompous dignity.
"This woman, sir," he explained with a wave of the hand in the direction
of Phoebe, "withstood us in the doorway of her kitchen, powerfully
ammunitioned with pannikins. ’Twas, indeed, a post of some vantage,
therefore I deemed it wisdom to lead her off, as you behold, by a
feigned retreat, while the men make a flank attack, and secure the
position by entering through the window."
On hearing this Phoebe set up a howl of rage, and disappeared speedily
in the direction of the kitchen, to oust the intruders from the spot.
The sounds of battle which presently arose proved the success of the
corporal’s manoeuvre.
Captain Protheroe drew the corporal aside.
"Well! You have searched?"
"Aye, sir, every nook and cranny in the place. Not a rat’s hole has
escaped us. He must be hid somewhere in this room, for there’s no other
place unsearched."
"’Tis very like, and I think I can put my finger on the place," answered
the captain softly.
Barbara looked up.
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