Humorous stories; Legal stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Trials (Breach of promise) -- Fiction
All the swearing of jurymen before the court, with the intervention of
the judge, has been got rid of. The Master of the Court, or Chief Clerk,
has a number of interviews--at his public desk--with important
individuals, bringing him signed papers. These are excuses of some
sort--medical certificates, etc.--with a view to be "let off" serving.
Some--most, perhaps--are accepted, some refused. A man of wealth and
importance can have little difficulty. Of course this would be denied by
the jurists: but, somehow, the great guns contrive not to attend. At ten
o'clock this officer proceeds to swear the jury, which is happily
accomplished by the time the judge enters.
SERJEANT BUZFUZ.
Mr. Pickwick, considering the critical nature of his case, was certainly
unfortunate in his solicitor, as well as in the Counsel selected by his
solicitors. The other side were particularly favoured in this matter.
They had a pushful bustling "wide-awake" firm of solicitors, who let not
a point escape. Sergeant Buzfuz was exactly the sort of advocate for the
case--masterful, unscrupulous, eloquent, and with a singularly ingenious
faculty for putting everything on his client's side in the best light,
and his adversary's in the worst. He could "tear a witness to pieces,"
and turn him inside out. His junior, Skimpin, was glib, ready-armed at
all points, and singularly adroit in "making a hare" of any witness who
fell into his hands, _teste_ Winkle. He had all the professional devices
for dealing with a witness's answers, and twisting them to his purpose,
at his fingers' ends. He was the Wontner or Ballantyne of his day. Mr.
Pickwick's "bar" was quite outmatched. They were rather a feeble lot,
too respectable altogether, and really not familiar with this line of
business. Even the judge was against them from the very start, so Mr.
Pickwick had very poor chances indeed. All this was due to that
old-fashioned and rather incapable "Family Solicitor" Perker.
[Picture: Serjeant Buzfuz, K.C.]
Serjeant Buzfuz is known the world all over, at least wherever English is
known. I myself was once startled in a fashionable West End church to
hear a preacher, when emphasizing the value and necessity of Prayer, and
the certainty with which it is responded to, use this illustration: "As
Serjeant Buzfuz said to Sam Weller, '_There is little to do and plenty to
get_.'" Needless to say, an amused smile, if not a titter, passed round
the congregation. But it is the Barrister who most appreciates the
learned Serjeant. For the topics he argued and his fashion of arguing
them, bating a not excessive exaggeration, comes home to them all. Nay,
they must have a secret admiration, and fondly think how excellently well
such and such topics are put, and how they must have told with a jury.
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