Humorous stories; Legal stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Trials (Breach of promise) -- Fiction
"These letters bespeak the character of the man. They are not open,
fervid, eloquent epistles breathing nothing but the language of
affectionate attachment. They are _covert_, _sly_, under-hand
communications, but, fortunately, far more conclusive than if couched in
the most glowing language. _Letters that must be viewed with a cautious
and supicious eye_: _letters that were evidently intended at the time_,
_by Pickwick_, _to mislead and delude any third parties into whose hands
they might fall_." The gravity and persuasiveness of all this is really
_impayable_. "Let me read the first: 'Garraway's, twelve o'clock. Dear
Mrs. B., Chops and tomato sauce. Yours, Pickwick.' Gentlemen, what does
this mean? Chops and tomato sauce. Yours, Pickwick. Chops! Gracious
Heavens!--and tomato sauce! Gentlemen, is the happiness of a sensitive
and confiding female _to be trifled_ away by such artifices as these?
_The next has no date_ _whatever which is in itself suspicious_: 'Dear
Mrs. B., I shall not be at home until to-morrow. Slow coach.' And then
follows the very remarkable expression, 'Don't trouble yourself about the
warming pan.'"
There is a little bit of serious history connected with these letters
which I was the first I think to discover. They were intended to
satirise the trivial scraps brought forward in Mrs. Norton's matrimonial
case--Norton _v._ Lord Melbourne. My late friend, "Charles Dickens the
younger," as he used to call himself, in his notes on _Pickwick_, puts
aside this theory altogether as a mere unfounded fancy; but it will be
seen there cannot be a doubt in the matter. Sir W. Follett laid just as
much stress on these scraps as Serjeant Buzfuz did on his: he even used
the phrase, "it seems there may be latent love like latent heat, in these
productions." We have also, "Yours Melbourne," like "Yours Pickwick,"
the latter signing as though he were a Peer. "There is another of these
notes," went on Sir William, "How are you?" "Again there is no beginning
you see." "The next has no date, which is in itself suspicious," Buzfuz
would have added. Another ran--"I will call about half past four,
Yours." "_These_ are the only notes that have been found," added the
counsel, with due gravity, "_they seem to import much more than mere
words convey_." After this can there be a doubt?
This case was tried in June, 1836, and, it must be borne in mind, caused
a prodigious sensation all over the Kingdom. The Pickwick part,
containing the description, appeared about December, six months
afterwards. Only old people may recall Norton _v._ Melbourne, the fair
Caroline's wrongs have long been forgotten; but it is curious that the
memory of it should have been kept alive in some sort by this farcical
parody. Equally curious is it that the public should always have
insisted that she was the heroine of yet another story, George Meredith's
_Diana_, though the author has disclaimed it over and over again.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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