Humorous stories; Legal stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Trials (Breach of promise) -- Fiction
Many find pleasure in reading the Bookseller's Catalogues, and a vast
number are showered on me in the course of the year. But on one of these
I always gaze with a special interest, and even tenderness. For it comes
from one Herbert, who lives in Goswell Road. Only think, _Goswell_
Road--erst Goswell Street, where just seventy years ago Mrs. Bardell was
letting lodgings and Mr. Pickwick himself was lodging: and on the cover I
read, furthur attraction, "Goswell Road, near the 'Angel,'" whence the
"stage" which took the party to the "Spaniard" at Hampstead started!
Sometimes I am drawn to the shop, crowded with books; but one's thoughts
stray away from the books into speculations as to _which_ house it was.
But the indications are most vague, though the eye settles on a decent
range of shabby-looking faded tenements--two storeys high only--and which
_look_ like lodging houses. Some ingenious commentators have indeed
ventured to identify the house itself, arguing from the very general
description in the text.
We should note, however, Mr. Pickwick's lack of caution. He came in the
very next day, having apparently made no enquiries as to the landlady.
Had he done so, he would have learned of the drunken exciseman who met
his death by being knocked on the head with a quart pot. He might have
heard of the friends, Cluppins, Raddle, etc., who seemed to have been
charwomen or something of the sort; also that there was a sort of working
man as a fellow lodger. Above all, that there was no servant in the
house. All which boded ill, and made it likely that Mr. Pickwick would
be the easy victim of some crafty scheme.
All went well until the unluckly morning in July, 1827, when Mr.
Pickwick's friends, coming to pay a morning call, and entering
unexpectedly, surprised Mr. Pickwick with his landlady fainting in his
arms in an hysterical condition. This was a very awkward business. The
delinquent, however, did not at once grasp the situation, and could not
"make head or tail of it, or what the lady meant." His friends, however,
had their doubts:
'What _is_ the matter?' said the three tongue-tied Pickwickians.
'I don't know,' replied Mr. Pickwick, pettishly. 'Now, help me, lead
this woman down stairs.'
'Oh, I am better now,' said Mrs. Bardell, faintly.
'Let me lead you downstairs,' said the ever gallant Mr. Tupman.
'Thank you, sir--thank you?' exclaimed Mrs. Bardell hysterically.
And downstairs she was led accordingly, accompanied by her
affectionate son.
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'I cannot conceive--' said Mr. Pickwick, when his friend returned--'I
cannot conceive what has been the matter with that woman. I had
merely announced to her my intention of keeping a man servant, when
she fell into the extraordinary paroxysm in which you found her.
Very extraordinary thing.'
'Very,' said his three friends.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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