Humorous stories; Legal stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Trials (Breach of promise) -- Fiction
Mr. Pickwick sat himself down in a chair before the fire, and fell
into a train of rambling meditations. First he thought of his
friends, and wondered when they would join him; _then his mind
reverted to Mrs. Martha Bardell_; and from that lady it wandered, by
a natural process, to the dingy counting-house of Dodson and Fogg.
From Dodson and Fogg's it flew off at tangent, to the very centre of
the history of the queer client; and then it came back to the Great
White Horse at Ipswich, with sufficient clearness to convince Mr.
Pickwick that he was falling asleep: so he aroused himself, and began
to undress, when he recollected he had left his watch on the table
down stairs. So as it was pretty late now, and he was unwilling to
ring his bell at that hour of the night, he slipped on his coat, of
which he had just divested himself, and taking the japanned
candlestick in his hand, walked quietly down stairs.
The more stairs Mr. Pickwick went down, the more stairs there seemed
to be to descend, and again and again, when Mr. Pickwick got into
some narrow passage, and began to congratulate himself on having
gained the ground-floor, did another flight of stairs appear before
his astonished eyes. At last he reached a stone hall, which he
remembered to have seen when he entered the house. Passage after
passage did he explore; room after room did he peep into; at length,
just as he was on the point of giving up the search in despair, he
opened the door of the identical room in which he had spent the
evening, and beheld his missing property on the table.
Mr. Pickwick seized the watch in triumph, and proceeded to retrace
his steps to his bed-chamber. If his progress downwards had been
attended with difficulties and uncertainty, his journey back, was
infinitely more perplexing. Rows of doors, garnished with boots of
every shape, make, and size, branched off in every possible
direction. A dozen times did he softly turn the handle of some
bedroom door, which resembled his own, when a gruff cry from within
of "Who the devil's that?" or "What do want here?" caused him to
steal away on tiptoe, with a perfectly marvellous celerity. He was
reduced to the verge of despair, when an open door attracted his
attention. He peeped in--right at last. There were the two beds,
whose situation he perfectly remembered, and the fire still burning.
His candle, not a long one when he first received it, had flickered
away in the drafts of air through which he had passed, and sunk into
the socket, just as he had closed the door after him. 'No matter,'
said Mr. Pickwick, 'I can undress myself just as well by the light of
the fire.'
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