Among the Indian chiefs was Yellow Bear, who, in his belligerent days,
had a reputation as one of the most successful enemies of the white
men. Barnum introduced the chiefs individually and with great ceremony
from the stage of the Lecture Room, and when Yellow Bear’s turn came,
Barnum would always pat him familiarly on the head, place his arm
about the chief, and say in unctuous, flattering tones: “This little
Indian, ladies and gentlemen, is Yellow Bear, chief of the Kiowas. He
has killed, no doubt, scores of white persons, and he is probably the
meanest, black-hearted rascal that lives in the Far West.” A pause
followed, during which Barnum patted Yellow Bear affectionately on the
head; the Indian would respond with smiles and bows of pleasure and
gratitude. “If the blood-thirsty little villain,” Barnum continued,
“understood what I was saying, he would kill me in a moment; but, as
he thinks I am complimenting him, I can safely state the truth to you,
that he is a lying, thieving, treacherous, murderous monster. He has
tortured to death poor, unprotected women, murdered their husbands,
brained their helpless little ones; and he would gladly do the same to
you or to me if he thought he would escape punishment. This is but a
faint description of the character of Yellow Bear.” Then Barnum gave
his pet another pat on the head, and the introduction was finished,
with grateful bows from Yellow Bear and roars of laughter from the
audience.
After a week at the Museum the Indians discovered that people were
paying for admission. They were insulted and left the next day for
Washington, feeling a tremendous loss of dignity. Barnum felt relieved
when he saw them depart without any attempts to wreck the Museum.
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