When Lavinia Warren exhibited at Barnum’s American Museum, the
spectacle of “The Two Dromios” had ended; General Tom Thumb was on
a vacation in Bridgeport, his home, and Commodore Nutt was the only
other dwarf at the Museum. The Commodore was about five years younger
than Lavinia Warren, but age has never acted as a check on affection,
and in this respect at least these midgets did not differ from
ordinary men and women, for it was not long before Commodore Nutt was
fascinated. Lavinia Warren was well-mannered, demure, intelligent, and
she had pretty pink cheeks. The Commodore was a sprightly, gay boy of
seventeen, whose susceptibility to a woman’s charm seemed in no way
limited by his size.
Among the many presents of jewelry which Barnum made to Lavinia for her
use in her exhibitions was a small ring, which was still too large for
her tiny fingers. Barnum, inadvertently, suggested that she give it to
the Commodore as a present. The Commodore was delighted; he regarded
the ring as a token that his obvious interest was reciprocated.
Lavinia was uneasy, for, as she confided to Barnum, she could only
regard the Commodore as “a nice boy,” while she considered herself a
serious-minded woman; had she not taught school? She continued to treat
the Commodore kindly, but she refused to encourage his attentions.
Meanwhile, General Tom Thumb was spending his time in Bridgeport with
his ponies and his yacht, which were his favorite sources of amusement
since he had come of age. He visited New York one day and dropped in to
see his friend Mr. Barnum at the Museum. He was introduced to Lavinia
Warren, and after chatting pleasantly with her for a short time the
General hurried to Barnum’s private office. As soon as they were alone,
he asked Barnum for detailed information about Lavinia and her family.
Tom Thumb looked up at his friend earnestly and said with emphasis in
his diminutive treble voice, “Mr. Barnum, that is the most charming
little lady I ever saw, and I believe she was created on purpose to
be my wife!” There was a pause. Barnum refused to express any opinion
on this statement. “Now, Mr. Barnum,” the General continued, “you’ve
always been a friend of mine, and I want you to say a good word for me
to her. I’ve got plenty of money, and I want to marry and settle down.
I really feel as though I _must_ marry that young lady.”
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