The little General was excited, but determined. Barnum was amused, and,
indulging his inordinate love of a pun,--and that pun in particular,
since he had already used it once on Jenny Lind,--he said, “Lavinia
is already engaged, General.” “To whom? Commodore Nutt?” the General
asked with suspicion and jealousy in his voice. “No,” said Barnum, “to
me.” The General was immensely relieved, and he insisted that Barnum’s
contract must not interfere with his happiness. “I hope you will favor
my suit with her?” he asked. “Well, General,” Barnum said, “I will not
oppose you in your suit, but you must do your own courting. But I tell
you, Commodore Nutt will be jealous of you, and, more than that, Miss
Warren is nobody’s fool. You will have to be careful, if you want to
succeed.”
The General was confident and active. He abandoned his yacht and
neglected his ponies. Much of his time was now spent at his sister’s
house in New York City, and every day he visited the Museum for
pleasure. Commodore Nutt grew jealous, and he resented the General’s
frequent intrusions. When the rivals were left alone in the Museum
dressing-rooms one day, the Commodore laid the General flat on his
back, for the Commodore was wiry and alert, while the General, who
was eight years older, was portly and slow. Although physically the
General was at a disadvantage, in his courtship he had the advantages
of a man of wealth and leisure over at person who must work every
day for his living. While Commodore Nutt was entertaining the Museum
patrons, General Tom Thumb was entertaining Lavinia Warren. Sundays
and evenings, when Lavinia was at leisure and the Commodore was not
present, the General chatted shyly with her, and by his constant
presence he indubitably established in her mind the reason for it.
Finally, satisfied that he had made discreet and sufficient progress,
General Tom Thumb returned to his neglected family in Bridgeport. But
before he left New York he begged Barnum to invite Lavinia Warren to
the Barnum house in Bridgeport for the week-end. He wanted his mother
to meet Lavinia.
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