After making it clear that the difference between a thief and a Barnum
is a great one, the author exposed various humbugs in detail. Barnum’s
book contains chapters on the spiritualists of his day, adulterations
of food and of drink, fraud in auctions, lottery deceptions, bogus
oil and coal stocks, the Dutch tulip speculations, the South Sea
Bubble, patent medicines, the Moon Hoax, ghosts and haunted houses,
witchcraft, magic, adventurers, vampires, religious impostures and
heathen humbugs. Many of these subjects, and others in the book which
are too detailed to mention, do not fall within the scope of Barnum’s
definition of a humbug; most of them are treated entertainingly, even
if they were perpetrated by swindlers and impostors, with whom Barnum
usually had no patience, and of whom he had no understanding. His sense
of honesty and propriety as expressed in this book is great enough to
lead the reader to believe that he was guilty of his own accusation
in that he condoned deception only in the show business, and believed
firmly that cheating in other trades was indefensible.
And even in his own trade practices which were distasteful to him,
but no worse than some of his own acts, come in for rigorous moral
condemnation. In discussing advertising he is very hard on the man who
dares to deface landscape with billboards: “Any man with a beautiful
wife or daughter would probably feel disagreeably, if he should find
branded indelibly across her smooth white forehead, or on her snowy
shoulder in blue and red letters, such a phrase as this: ‘Try the
Jigamaree Bitters!’... A lovely nook of forest scenery or a grand rock,
like a beautiful woman, depends for much of its attractiveness upon the
attendant sense of freedom from whatever is low; upon a sense of purity
and of romance. And it is about as nauseous to find ‘Bitters’ or ‘Worm
Syrup’ daubed upon the landscape, as it would be upon the lady’s brow.”
Barnum’s favorite example of the harmless humbug type, who retained
his integrity along with his notoriety, was Monsieur Mangin, the
French pencil maker, to whom a chapter of _The Humbugs of the World_
is devoted. Mangin used to drive through the Champs Elysées, the Place
Vendôme, the Place de la Bastille, or the Place de la Madeleine, in a
large, ornamented carriage drawn by two bay horses. When he stopped
his horses in one of the populous Parisian streets, his servant would
hand him several large portraits of himself, which he would hang on
the sides of the coach. Then gradually Monsieur Mangin would change his
clothes, substituting for his hat a burnished helmet, a velvet and gold
tunic for his modest business coat, steel gauntlets for his gloves. A
shining brass cuirass covered his breast. The servant would also change
into a medieval costume and then would play the organ which occupied
part of the carriage. A large crowd collected rapidly. Mangin would
rise, and in a calm, dignified, and solemn manner address his audience:
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