“Gentlemen, you look astonished! What is the name and purpose
of this curious knight-errant? Gentlemen, I will condescend to
answer your queries. I am Monsieur Mangin, the great charlatan of
France! Yes, gentlemen, I am a charlatan--a mountebank; it is my
profession, not from choice, but from necessity. You, gentlemen,
created that necessity! You would not patronize true, unpretending,
honest merit, but you are attracted by my glittering casque, my
sweeping crest, my waving plumes. You are captivated by din and
glitter, and therein lies my strength. Years ago I hired a modest
shop in the Rue Rivoli, but I could not sell pencils enough to pay
my rent, whereas, by assuming this disguise--it is nothing else--I
have succeeded in attracting general attention, and in selling
literally millions of my pencils; and I assure you there is at this
moment scarcely an artist in France or in Great Britain who doesn’t
know that I manufacture by far the best black-lead pencils ever
seen. When I was modestly dressed, like any of my hearers, I was
half starved. Punch and his bells would attract crowds, but my good
pencils attracted nobody. I imitated Punch and his bells, and now I
have two hundred depôts in Paris. I dine at the best cafés, drink
the best wine, live on the best of everything, while my defamers
get poor and lank, as they deserve to be. Who are my defamers?
Envious swindlers! Men who try to ape me, but are too stupid and
too dishonest to succeed. They endeavor to attract notice as
mountebanks, and then foist upon the public worthless trash, and
hope thus to succeed.”
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