Although he was now eighty years old, Barnum still retained the use of
all his faculties, and one especially, publicity. One day he tripped
over a rope in Madison Square Garden. He was slightly scratched.
As he was helped to his feet by some workmen, he yelled, “Where’s
the press agent? Tell him I’ve been injured in an accident!” He
remained at his home all the next day, and the newspapers published
accounts of the “painful accident” in which “the veteran showman”
was “seriously injured.” Wherever he was, in railroad cars, on ferry
boats, on the streets, Barnum spoke to strangers, and he invariably
ended the conversation by telling them that they had been talking to
P. T. Barnum. His personal appearance was pleasantly obtrusive, the
face of a person who makes himself genial to others without effort,
and who can never understand that other people may not want to be
pleasant. But most people must have enjoyed his geniality, for there
was a readiness about the eyes to smile, and an expression of broad
cordiality on the large face. The fat, bulbous nose, which in his last
years was prominent and red, causing the men about the circus winter
quarters to say that “the old man had quite a snitch on him,” the firm,
set mouth and lips, the large head, and the broad, round chin make
their impression almost immediately that here was a man who would
introduce himself, and that one might not be altogether ungrateful for
the introduction. What in others might have signified determination,
in Barnum meant “nerve,” “cheek,” and a complete lack of embarrassment
in any kind of company. He was a man who always assumed that he was
welcome, and in nine cases out of every ten he was right. But there
was sometimes the tenth case. Barnum went to the steamer to greet his
wife, who was returning from Europe. The Duke of Argyll, who somebody
said “looked like a lucifer match just ignited,” because of his flaming
red hair and beard, was on the same steamer. Barnum clapped the Duke on
the back and said: “Well, how are you, Duke? Welcome, welcome, Duke, to
our glorious country!” The Duke looked straight ahead, as if a fly, not
worth brushing aside, had been so impertinent as to interrupt him.
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