Deception was common practice in the country store business. Barnum
wrote that often he cut open bundles of rags brought to the store
by country women to exchange for goods, and found that what were
ostensibly good linen and cotton rags contained in their midst extra
weight in the shape of stone, gravel or ashes; and farmers regularly
brought their loads of oats, corn, and rye into town short of their
stated weights. Many years later Barnum told a story in his book, _The
Humbugs of the World_, that he would agree characterizes the atmosphere
in which he found himself as a boy:
“There is a much older and better-known story about a grocer who
was a deacon, and who was heard to call downstairs before breakfast
to his clerk:
“‘John, have you watered the rum?’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘And sanded the
sugar?’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘And dusted the pepper?’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘And
chicoried the coffee?’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘Then come up to prayers.’”
The boy was brought up to attend church regularly. Barnum’s grandfather
was a Universalist, and that was the religion which he strenuously
defended during his maturity and unto his death, but apparently he
also came under the stern influence of strict Methodism. Of his early
religious experiences Barnum told a reporter for the _New York Sun_
when he was seventy-three years old: “I was brought up in the fear
of hell, and when I went to Methodist prayer meetings, at the age of
thirteen or fourteen, I used to go home and pray and cry and beg God
to take me out of existence if He would only save me; but I didn’t
see much chance for me in the way they put it.” There was only one
meeting house in Bethel, where all attended, and no differences of
sects seemed to disrupt the harmony of religion, but seemingly this
did not detract from the severity with which worship was indulged.
Doubtless it was partly as a reaction from the fiery hell of those
early Methodist influences that Barnum as soon as he was able to choose
for himself turned to Universalism, by which salvation is guaranteed
more or less to all those who seek for it, without regard to their
previous condition of sinful servitude. The meeting house at Bethel,
without steeple or bell, was also without heat in winter, for one of
the brethren said when a stove was suggested by an irreverent reformer,
“A pretty pass, indeed, when professing Christians need a fire to warm
their zeal.” The women were allowed to bring to church tin boxes with
live coals, as foot-stoves, but the men were expected to endure with
hardihood the cold Connecticut winter draughts during the long sermons,
which usually lasted one hour and a half, and sometimes continued for
two hours.
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