Why was it that Miss Barrington, on that evening, was grander and
statelier than ever? Was it some anticipation of the meditated change in
their station had impressed her manner with more of pride? I know
not; but true it is she received her visitors with a reserve that was
actually chilling. To no end did Barrington exert himself to conceal or
counteract this frigidity. In all our moral chemistry we have never yet
hit upon an antidote to a chilling reception.
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The doctor was used to this freezing process, and did not suffer
like his companion. To him, life was a huge ice-pail; but he defied
frost-bite, and bore it. The Major, however chafed and fidgeted under
the treatment, and muttered to himself very vengeful sentiments about
that peg he had determined to take her down from.
“I was hoping to be able to offer you a nosegay, dear lady,” said
Dill,--this was his customary mode of address to her, an ingenious
blending of affection with deference, but in which the stronger accent
on the last word showed the deference to predominate,--“but the rain has
come so late, there's not a stock in the garden fit to present to you.”
“It is just as well, sir. I detest gillyflowers.”
The Major's eyes sparkled with a spiteful delight, for he was sorely
jealous of the doctor's ease under difficulties.
“We have, indeed, a few moss-roses.”
“None to be compared to our own, sir. Do not think of it.”
The Major felt that his was not a giving disposition, and consequently
it exempted him from rubs and rebuffs of this sort. Meanwhile, unabashed
by failure, the doctor essayed once more: “Mrs. Dill is only waiting to
have the car mended, to come over and pay her dutiful respects to you,
Miss Dinah.”
“Pray tell her not to mind it, Dr. Dill,” replied she, sharply, “or to
wait till the fourth of next month, which will make it exactly a year
since her last visit; and her call can be then an annual one, like the
tax-gatherer's.”
“Bother them for taxes altogether,” chimed in Barrington, whose ear
only caught the last word. “You haven't done with the county cess when
there's a fellow at you for tithes; and they're talking of a poor-rate.”
“You may perceive, Dr. Dill, that your medicines have not achieved a
great success against my brother's deafness.”
“We were all so at Walcheren,” broke in M'Cormick; “when we 'd come out
of the trenches, we could n't hear for hours.”
“My voice may be a shrill one, Major M'Cormick, but I'll have you to
believe that it has not destroyed my brother's tympanum.”
“It's not the tympanum is engaged, dear lady; it's the Eustachian tube
is the cause here. There's a passage leads down from the internal ear--”
“I declare, sir, I have just as little taste for anatomy as for
fortification; and though I sincerely wish you could cure my brother, as
I also wish these gentlemen could have taken Walcheren, I have not the
slightest desire to know how.”
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