“We were in search of a little inn they had told us of, called the
'Fisherman's Home.' I conclude we have reached it at last, and you are
the host, I take it?”
Barrington bowed assent.
“And these gentlemen are visitors here?” But without waiting for any
reply,--difficult at all times, for he spoke with great rapidity and
continual change of topic,--he now stooped down to whisper something to
the sick man. “My friend thinks he'll do capitally now, and, if we leave
him, that he'll soon drop asleep; so I vote we give him the chance.”
Thus saying, he made a gesture for the others to leave, following them
up as they went, almost like one enforcing an order.
“If I am correct in my reading, you are a soldier, sir,” said
Barrington, when they reached the outer room, “and this gentleman here
is a brother officer,--Major M'Cor-mick.”
“Full pay, eh?”
“No, I am an old Walcheren man.”
“Walcheren--Walcheren--why, that sounds like Malplaquet or Blenheim!
Where the deuce was Walcheren? Did n't believe that there was an old
tumbril of that affair to the fore still. You were all licked there, or
you died of the ague, or jaundice? Oh, dummy whist, as I live! Who's the
unlucky dog has got the dummy?--bad as Walcheren, by Jove! Is n't that a
supper I see laid out there? Don't I smell Stilton from that room?”
“If you 'll do us the honor to join us--”
“That I will, and astonish you with an appetite too! We breakfasted at
a beastly hole called Graigue, and tasted nothing since, except a few
peaches I stole out of an old fellow's garden on the riverside,--'Old
Dan the miser,' a country fellow called him.”
“I have the honor to have afforded you the entertainment you speak of,”
said M'Cormick, smarting with anger.
“All right! The peaches were excellent,--would have been better if
riper. I 'm afraid I smashed a window of yours; it was a stone I shied
at a confounded dog,--a sort of terrier. Pickled onions and walnuts, by
all that 's civilized! And so this is the 'Fisherman's Home,' and you
the fisherman, eh? Well, why not show a light or a lantern over the
door? Who the deuce is to know that this is a place of entertainment? We
only guessed it at last.”
“May I help you to some mutton?” said Barrington, more amused than put
out by his guest's discursiveness.
“By all means. But don't carve it that way; cut it lengthwise, as if it
were the saddle, which it ought to have been. You must tell me where
you got this sherry. I have tasted nothing like it for many a day,--real
brown sherry. I suppose you know how they brown it? It's not done by
sugar,--that's a vulgar error. It's done by boiling; they boil down so
many butts and reduce them to about a fourth or a fifth. You haven't got
any currant-jelly, have you? it is just as good with cold mutton as hot.
And then it is the wine thus reduced they use for coloring matter. I got
up all my sherry experiences on the spot.”
“The wine you approve of has been in my cellar about five-and-forty
years.”
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