for Darby was reared, bred, and passed fifty-odd years of his life as an
earth-stopper!
A very ingenious German writer has attempted to show that the sympathies
of the humble classes with pursuits far above their own has always
its origin in something of their daily life and habits, just as the
sacristan of a cathedral comes to be occasionally a tolerable art critic
from his continual reference to Rubens and Vandyck. It is possible
that Darby may have illustrated the theory, and that his avocations as
earth-stopper may have suggested what he assuredly possessed, a perfect
passion for law. If a suit was a great game to Barrington, to Darby
it was a hunt! and though his personal experiences never soared beyond
Quarter Sessions, he gloried in all he saw there of violence and
altercation, of vituperative language and impassioned abuse. Had he been
a rich man, free to enjoy his leisure, he would have passed all his
days listening to these hot discussions. They were to him a sort of
intellectual bull-fight, which never could be too bloody or too cruel.
Have I said enough, therefore, to show the secret link which bound
the master to the man? I hope so; and that my reader is proud of a
confidence with which Miss Barrington herself was never intrusted.
She believed that Darby had been taken into favor from some marvellous
ability he was supposed to possess, applicable to their new venture as
innkeepers. Phrenology would perhaps have pronounced Darby a heaven-born
host, for his organ of acquisitiveness was grandly developed. Amidst
that great household, where the thriftless habits of the master had
descended to the servants, and rendered all reckless and wasteful alike,
Darby had thriven and grown almost rich. Was it that the Irish climate
used its influence over him; for in his practice to “put by something
for a rainy day,” his savings had many promptings? As the reputation
of having money soon attached to him, he was often applied to in the
hunting-field, or at the kennel, for small loans, by the young bloods
who frequented the Hall, and, being always repaid three or four fold, he
grew to have a very high conception of what banking must be when done
on a large scale. Besides all this, he quickly learned that no character
attracts more sympathy, especially amongst the class of young squires
and sporting-men, than a certain quaint simplicity, so flattering in its
contrast to their own consummate acuteness. Now, he was simple to their
hearts' content. He usually spoke of himself as “Poor Darby, God help
him!” and, in casting up those wonderful accounts, which he kept by
notches on a tally-stick, nothing was more amusing than to witness his
bewilderment and confusion, the inconceivable blunders he would
make, even to his own disadvantage, all sure to end at last in the
heart-spoken confession that it was “clean beyand him,” and “he 'd leave
it all to your honor; pay just what ye plaze, and long life to ye!”
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